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HOLD UP so I was Googling vehicular manslaughter and this was the first picture I saw, and I was like hold the fucking phone
Noodle doodles
Noodle doodles I did :)
Fucking love coke-a-cola
FUCK YES GET IT LETS GOOOOO
TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS
HOOTTT PICKLEEEEEEEEEEE
This video is at the cornerstone of my relationship. Always reblog.
Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top
This is my other cat Mozambique I can't express with word about how much of a goof he is I love him
Muffen I got yesterday
Could you imagine when they invented "the pink stuff" and it didn't have its dye yet, like they didn't have the budget and it was called "the white stuff" but one dude was like "lol cum scrub" and then they had to put pink dye in it and all of then where like "God fucking dame it jarry we can't call it cum scrub! You got the the WHOLE MEETING CHANTING FUCKING, CUM. SCRUB."
I actually verbally gasped when I sew this it was that breath taking, absolutely fucking flabbergasted and taken back by such glory.
(Not mine obviously check out the original creator I was just that incredibly baffled I had to say something)
saw the most whimsical ass tree in my life and I had to draw his face
Look at my cat,LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GENTLEMAN
I'm sorry, it that a fucking slice of cucumber and tomato
You know, I'm not surprised I feel like most people do this too but just don't talk about it
yes yes yes that’s me lol
Aww
This was sent to me by a friend in a bathroom, on the fucking ceiling, HOW????WHAT?
Was going through my photos and found this gem 🤌
Oh sweet Jesus look at this sweet heart ❤ 💙 💜 💖
Omg mee too
What kid or demon possessed you to say that shit?
Ok but his scream tho. It caught me off guard lmaooo
#justice for shorties
"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.
"LOL the first one to discover this will look crazy telling the others"
-God