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Okay, so, on the topic of Blake and Bestie's relationship—I stumbled across a song that reminded me of your interpretation of their dynamic!

At first, I didn't get it, but after listening to Florence's "Rabbit Heart," my brain totally flipped out—like:

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!"

*DING*

"AKIRA!" (* ´ ▽ ` *)

"AUGGGHH!!" ((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))

*DING*

"AKIRA!!" ( ☆∀☆)

"AUGGGGHHHH!!" ((ヾ(≧皿≦ﾒ)ﾉ))

Oh he’s so hot and so, so fucking doomed

He finally has his own post after dropping cameo appearances for so long. All that’s left is Brachium 👀

Now I also wanna add a headcanon I touched on briefly about Bestie in another post, but a lil more in depth—

I believe Bestie is fully aware of the kind of person Blake really is. They’ve always been observant unbeknownst to most, especially Blake (Ironic for a seer lol). He believes them to be thoughtful, but not as keen as they really are due to how easily they agree to things. They became even more skeptical and analytical of his actions/behavior when he came back into their life. I mean who wouldn’t be with the way he did..

Blake thinks he knows them like the back of his hand, and to an extent he does, but in reality it’s the other way around. They’re not gullible, now so easily manipulated as others think they are, they simply just play along because well they still care deeply about him and whatever relationship they still have.. Bestie is the deceiver. (Because I love plot twists within plot twists)

And why I think they decided to ask him how he felt about them that night— They still choose to be with Blake despite him laying out all his red flags because they know what’s inevitably gonna happen, they already know their fate, so they give him what he wants against their better judgment..

Kody (Redacteverse)! Imagine.

+19 Readers Only!! Graphic Imagery [Vioence]

Imagine, we got to listen to Kody's worthless body get ripped apart and desecrated by the shades and everyone cheered.

Bc who wouldn't tbh.

Also, that old ass bitch in the vampire clan. Don't think I forgot about you—conniving snake bitch.

Kody is a landlord and has earned a triple ticket one way trip to the 10th circle of Hell (Satan's heavy water infused piss pool).

My gorgeous, gorgeous girl. 💛💛💛

🖤🌹

Reblogging bc I've been needing this SO BAD !!!

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

First Steps of Many

(Redacted Audio) Asher x Black Reader Imagine ~ 1.75k words

!!Disclaimers!!: This is not beta read, there is angst, some foul language, occasional violent imagery, brief & light hints of sexual attraction btwn 2 adults, and bc it hasn’t been peer-reviewed (also bc I couldn’t decide if I wanted to write it like a [Name] fic, or use the listener’s nickname throughout), this fic could expose you to unhealthy amounts of CRINGE!!!

If any of this isn’t your cup of tea, feel free to scroll away and find something that does (I won’t take it personally ;D)

If none of that turns you away, then here’s a seat and a snack! I hope you enjoy the potential pt. 1 of this series! <333

This is a narration of the beginning of the end. Baabe would hold down the fort as per usual, taking orders from five people before getting to her favorite customer. They would both like to talk more about daily troubles, Asher sucking his teeth to keep his angst about his bitter family in a vacuum, and Baabe pivoting themselves from anything too personal by stringing out their consonants on a stuttered inhale.

The welcoming bell of the family owned joint interrupts itself to ring thrice for a happy horde of hungry habeshas, and Asher quickly two-steps from the counter and to his table. Baabe welcomes them all warmly, but raises a couple eyebrows with their hastened pace in servicing them all. Asher sees Baabes’ struggle to serve and record all of their orders as something he indirectly caused, flinching when he sees you nearly drop someone’s chai and three plates of food.

He walks up to you when you make it behind the counter, with about eight tickets still on the line, and four more plates to bring to their tables, he told you how he thought it would be best for him to come back later, and apologized for rushing you with his promise of staying to sit down and talk in the way he knows you’ve wanted to.

You stare at him with your eyes squinted, as if stressing your eyes would help you hear him better. You get the bright idea to glance down at his lips just as he utters the fact of him leaving, then practically lunge over the counter to clap his hands between your own. Loud crashing and clattering of tea and coffee sets against plates and cutlery quieted the entire kitchen, and ignited another kind of clamoring and clattering.

“I can handle this. I know it looks like a lot, but I deal with worse at my day job.”

The shouting from the kitchen approaches and intensifies after coming into contact with someone else’s spilled masterpiece.  Baabe looks back for a moment, then flicks their face, beaten soft with yearning (and the incoming blow to her paycheck for one and a half tea sets), towards Asher. His blonde hair brushing against your face as you lean in close to his ear. Your minty breath closes the gap between you both as you say–

—“Wait for me. “Please.” He turns his head and nods, something that could’ve read as him nuzzling into your neck—something he’s stayed awake thinking about doing since he met you.

Something about your intoxicating scent, your hickory toned skin—something about all of you never fails to make him swoon. What happens next is almost automatic; you see in the midst of his adoration of you he reclaims his clarity, next he makes the decision he wanted to from the start (sit and wait for you to sit with him over a delicious meal that someone else will bring out for the both of you), then he wrestles with the characatures of his pack members his mind made to taunt him, wins against them all because, “Fuck ‘em. What are they going to do about it? Bitch and moan? I can take that. Fight me? They can fuck themselves over and try.”

The idea of David and Milo pop up in his mind. He looks up to see two teas he hadn’t ordered sat in front of him, and your apron slung across the chair parallel to him.

“I’d get my ass handed to me every day if it meant being here.”

“Well,” You chuckle.  “…let’s hope it doesn’t come to that, yes?”

His eyebrows shoot up, breaking his morbid composure.  He lets out a laugh, awkward in it’s intensity and tone.

“Well, anything for the world’s best siga fir fir.” He looks to your eyes, then glances down to the tea you generously paid for. He thanks you for his drink and for starting the meal in the same nod he dips down to drink his tea in.

“And of course, I couldn’t miss out on the best waiter in the world.” You snort mid sip, coughing down the remainder of your hot tea to make room for your laughter. You had to settle yourself down from your laughing fit.

Why were you laughing anyways? He didn’t even say anything funny? Maybe it was his face when he said it? The way he’d scrunch his nose before being cheeky was always so endearing, or maybe it was the way this mountain of a man was so gently clasping onto his cup?

“[Asher says something]” That’s it! It was his eyes! It had to be! The way his smile would crease his gaze into crescent moons, and the happy shape of his face was only exaggerated by his thick short boxed beard…and maybe it had a little to do with his choice of dress. Bomber jackets are understandable, but a leopard fur print interior and trim?

Baabe hadn’t noticed the abhorrent pattern until now, but maybe it was because Asher was wearing it? He somehow pulled off even the most criminal looks, so they wouldn’t be surprised.

Baabe stared for a second longer. Had his arms always been that big?

“Do you like my shirt?” “Nah, just your arms.”

Baabes’ eyes flew open, making them appear only a fraction as erratic as they felt. A wave of heat swallowed their neck and face.

‘OH MY GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT?’

“Oh my GOD, I can’t believe you just said that!” Asher guffawed, then laughed from deep down in his gut. Baabe was about to shrink into themselves for good until—.

“You know, it takes a lot of work to look this good!” Asher begins to put on a show. Flexing his arms in poses you could only remember that one hunky guy from the SpongeBob Movie doing. He cracks another laugh out of you. “I’m glad these big guns impress you!”

You take a moment to weigh the risk of what you’re about to say.

“You always impress me Asher.”

Asher froze, something he could’ve concealed better if it weren’t for your sweetened tone. Part of that moment he spent frozen was dedicated to scanning you up and down for any hints of sarcasm or humor, the next was spent reeling himself away from your genuine look of adoration. Because, dear GODS, if he looks at you any longer than how much he already has, he’s bound to do something stupid–and not “poor-man’s-imitation-of-Arnold-Hasslehoff” stupid, he’s talkin’ “Pick-you-up-in-his-arms-and-run-away-with-you-tonight” kind of stupid.

“Ehem, so uh, what did you want to tell me? Or, uh, what did you want to talk about?”

Baaabe rubs their ring finger, gently wringing just above where the knuckle connects to the start of their finger. “I actually wanted to talk about us. Asher, you and I have known each other for a while, and I really like you, but not enough to keep things between us how they are now.”

Asher’s hands went cold. He felt his grip on his teacup tighten.

“I like you too much, Asher. Every moment we spend together is more precious to me than the last, and–I–I’d just like, so, so much, to spend more time with you.” Baaabe looked up from their hands, their nervous glare softening the moment they met Asher’s own stunned expression.

“Do you feel the same?”

A beat passed between the two.

Then another.

A jittery laugh comes from Baabe.

“I may have sprung this on you, it’s alright if–.” “I’D LOVE TO!” “I mean, I agree! I’d love to go out with you [Name].”

Baabe blinks. “Really?” They release a sigh, the kind that is so heavy with emotion you’d have to manually push the last half of it out your chest and up your throat. Asher releases a heavy sigh of his own, then focuses all of his erratic heart to say–.

“Yeah! Yeah, really.”

They giggle in stupid glee for a long while, then Baabe (the glutton for punishment they are) springs another question that gets their heart racing.

“So, when are you free? I know you’re always busy with your security business so…”

“Yeah, no, don’t even worry about that! The guys can handle a couple jobs without me. And if they can’t–” Asher blew a raspberry. “–they’ll figure it out!“  The lovers let out a couple more laughs, riding on highs that, honest to God, they don’t know why are wracking through them this heavily.

The entire restaurant seemed to pause, and in that silence, the energy between them began to burn. A beautiful, private moment between both of them and the thirty other people in the restaurant.

You glazed over the audience with a scornful glare, briefly enough to catch nearly everyone’s eyes before they could be sneakily removed to an uninteresting wall, or an unnaturally compelling wood tile.

Asher coughed, which wound up drawing your mind to more important things.

“Are you free the Friday after next?” He asked, his hushed voice pointed enough for you to make the connections between the consonants and his intended message. “Yeah, yeah I can be free then.”

DO NOT interact with this post if I know you irl (PUH-LEAZE, save me the embarrassment oh my GOD)

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The following post has graphic descriptions of sexual situations. Readers' discretion is advised

Sadistic Dom! Arataki Itto x Reader blurb

This is one of the exceptions I mentioned in my introduction lol. His fault for being so damn cute

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You think Itto would be an absolutely feral fuck? Well, you're right AND you're wrong!

Sure, he may make his dick bully your pussy and ass, but he also leans down and tells you just how soft and cute you are under him.

Of course, he's the type of guy to overstimulate you accidentally, then much more intentionally after he falls in love with your broken, unintelligible moans—but oh. my. god. the aftercare is to die for.

He'll be the type to fix you breakfast in bed, then joke about how the crepes are stuffed, "I tried pumping them to the brim like I did last night." He inserts his pointer and middle into the cream and swipes them clean with his tongue.

All while staring at your tits, or your pussy, or your dick, honestly, whatever you have left that isn't red and throbbing from pleasure.

He goes back for round 10, your body has been twitching since round 3.

Sigh...yeah. Good shit.

My mind has been tenderized by organic chemistry. So uh...

Something something [quippy vampire joke] something something doomed yuri...something something immortal x mortal.

[I'm making Ochako a cryptid bc I can. Light and dark parallels go BOOM.]

My children -> ( ๑ᵕ̳ ᴥ ᵕ̳๑ ) (๑•̀⌄•́๑)✧

Hrmm.... [with mischief and whimsey].

ykw i really wanna see ??? redacted ocs. not just like the listeners, but ACTUAL ocs that exist in that universe. i wanna see what y’all come up with !! that universe is so diverse and there’s so many possibilities and people that you can integrate in there that don’t HAVE to be a love interest like am i the only one that thinks that’s really cool ??

like over the past few days i’ve been building up a teenage avian (bird) shifter that has somehow incorporated herself into the pack and it’s the best thing ever n i’m even planning on writing a fic for her and UGH i just love creating people sm

Click for good quality

'' Can I have your number? ''

Asher x Baaaabe WIP

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I had to fight against every fiber in my body to make Asher the goofy-smiley-BEEFCAKE I knew he deserved to be, and I am so glad I did.

And you just KNOW the moment I heard Baabe used to be a stressed mess I HAD to do something abt it!!!

Literally Asher -> ૮꒰ •ˊᗜˋ• ꒱ა

Ugh. I love them.

☆ミ

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

you know when batmans "ears" go limp when he's sad (in batblob representation)

dukes signal helmet should have his kitty ears lay flat

This sentiment ALSO applies this blog.

Just thought to mention it before posting for real; think of it as an extension/reiteration of my navigation post.

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

Okay, now I have to clarify bullshit.

YES, I am aware Dreamsexual COULD be a troll, although some people in the Dream community took it into serious matters

And no, this isn't fucking reblog bait. Shut the fuck up. I was just trying to be appreciative considering this is my post with the most attention.

Had to put it in bold considering all you fucks will NOT shut the fuck up.

I'm so fucking pissed at some people, and all I'm saying is any of the identities/flags shown above should NOT be seen on this blog.

Calm the fuck down, each of you. I'm close to having an outburst of rage once more, and taking this post down.

That one listener who died in a car crash and Guy

Or Baabe and Asher if it all went wrong in their earlier days.

(I guess it makes sense that Asher is the cashier, but it hurts more to think that the pack—for whatever reason—is no longer a place of love, and young Baabe, your local Pizza Hut associate is his only solace.)

Hmmm...

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When you die and go to Heaven you’re entitled to make one phone call to any living person you knew in life. With no loved ones in the living world you decide to call the cashier of your favourite pizza place.

Reposting this as a reminder to come back with art of Freelancer & Co. jumping Kodicks' bitchass.

With Damien and Hux kissing in the background ofcofc

Happy pride month! The gays may not be going to hell but Kody is. I am gay myself I can make this joke

Sometimes, the universe blesses you with the return of one of your favs. Other times, it reminds you how gay you are by throwing a pretty lady your way, as a treat---a good night kiss of sorts.

I fully consider this time, at 6:10 pm on a random Monday in May, one of the few times the universe has fucked me in the most loving way possible.

(Honestly, I should say, "It's about damn time.", but I'm afraid I'll get the most ass-tearing beating of my life for not being grateful.)

Thank you, universe, thank you, sm

(￣ー￣)ｂ

Honestly, I might write a blurb just around her. Bc GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

Thank you, sm Cheese, for everything you do!!

p(^^)q

do u have any Yandere Paku thoughts to spare ^_^

i feel she’s very tame and nice as a yan and would only take you away if she felt you were in danger somehow, or maybe if you found out her true identity and reacted badly to it.

she’s sweet, if a little stern at times. she particularly enjoys spending her money on or stealing jewellery and expensive clothes that she wants to see you in. she’ll insist on dressing you up for candlelit dinners in the lavish apartment she keeps you in.

if she’s had a stressful day she’ll come back to you on the couch and put an arm over your shoulder, gently tugging you to rest you head on her shoulder while her other hand slowly massages your waist or thigh. she won’t push you into anything if you aren’t interested, at least not past a kiss or some general closeness.

sometimes she has nightmares of her childhood, but she never manages to wake you up during them. you being beside her when she snaps out of it really does make her feel a lot better, and in those moments she’ll softly sigh and gently pull you in closer to her.

her possessive side might show a little if you happen to meet other members of the phantom troupe. she has to refrain from telling uvogin to keep his paws to himself and feitan to stop staring at you like that.

she’s probably the best yandere to have in the phantom troupe, and the difference between how she’d treat a darling and say, feitan would, is astronomical.

Me, dealing with every non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^

No, but being so serious, I could never get tired of dunking on that pos, so PLEASE keep the jokes coming!

MWAH! (^з^)-☆

Y’all after I make the same Kody-hating joke for the 5th time today

“One of the most solid pieces of writing advice I know is in fact intended for dancers – you can find it in the choreographer Martha Graham’s biography. But it relaxes me in front of my laptop the same way I imagine it might induce a young dancer to breathe deeply and wiggle their fingers and toes. Graham writes: ‘There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. The world will not have it. It is not your business to determine how good it is nor how valuable nor how it compares with other expressions. It is your business to keep it yours clearly and directly, to keep the channel open.’”

— Zadie Smith (via campaignagainstcliche)

I love posts like this. Oh, em gee :D

Can someone please tell me the general summary of Starlight x Avior's story??? Im making an illustration and too sick from Gerodi's latest vid to rub two synapses together.

(。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆

Frothing at the mouth

Going fuCKING INSANE

Brain is brrr-ing with mischief and whimsy >:□

College out of state is just learning how to listen to yourself tbh.

Don't wanna go to class today? Fine, how many excused absences do you have left? Will being absent throw your progress/grade out of whack? No? Then skip

Wanna hang out with potential friends? Oh you're burnt out/too tired to deal with people? That's fine too. You can still get tired of someone while getting along just fine.

You want to walk around the school grounds/go for a ride? Sure! You don't have to bar yourself from going outside as punishment for not hanging around others.

College is the time most people find themselves, and through that revelation, and their people. I know most have heard that before, but as cliché as it sounds, most ppl stuck to the others they had around in high school for social survival, so sincerity generally wasn't the main prerogative.

So, for the 95% of people who saw their high-school friendships flake away:

It sucks ass, I know, but when you get here you'll have a legitimate start to actually discover who you are outside of compromising factors (parents/guardians, siblings, former employers, etc.) ESPECIALLY for those w/ an invasive community.

And if I didn't make it clear enough before, the key to making use of this space is to not undervalue the small things. If you feel off about something, address it fairly—you're not a slacker just because you're straying from the model student ideal your parents forced you to compete against. Take it from a bio major who aced her last semester.

“Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.

Honestly had to be reminded of this today. This was one of the main reasons why I kept all of my works to myself, 'cuz I knew I'd reach a point where I'd need reassurance from my audience, but I didn't want to be perceived as "needy" or "dramatic". So I'm gonna do my best to put myself out there and ask for reassurance when I need it.

it’s ok to want positive feedback and compliments on your writing.

it doesn’t make you a bad person. everyone needs a little reassurance sometimes.

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(No, but, for real, no one 18 & under. I can't stop you, but it'd be really great if you respected my wishes.)

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Now for everyone else, an important note ---

Currently, I am not taking requests, I want to post a couple of my original works before I write for anyone else.

However, if you really take a liking to my writing, you can commission me by making a donation to one of these humanitarian organizations!

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Native American Rights Fund

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After making a donation of at least ten dollars to one or more of these causes, send in a screenshot of the digital receipt with your current Tumblr user (please don't send me your real name guys) and proof of your donation (a screenshot of the amount of money you put down).

Please do NOT include personal information in the screenshot (e.g. credit card number, CCV, email, etc. All I need is your current Tumblr username--even if it's an acronym for said ID--and confirmation that you donated at least $10 to at least one of these causes).

Your fic request will be pushed to the top of my order list so that it will be first to be worked on after any currently existing WIP!

Of course, you can still request imagines & fics from me without paying! The wait will just be a little longer! :D

Here are some of my terms and conditions for fic reqs!

I do NOT:

Write dark fics (DDDNE, Step-ANYTHING, Race-play, Zoophilia, etc.)

Tolerate bigotry of any sort. This blog is not just my diary, but the diary of anyone else who wants to goof off and have fun. If you act like a dickhead on my page, you will be sussed out and blocked as soon as possible.

Write smut. There may be some exceptions to the rule, but they are extremely prejudiced towards my own likes and my mood that day.

* Write OC inserts. If you wanna insert your OC into a story I make, that's fine. Just keep it to your mind palace, and we're all good (don't rewrite & re-post my stuff).

Write NSFW of characters who are minors. Just no. Also, if you like that stuff, get the hell off my page.

I DO:

Write Afab & GNC reader inserts (I will write AMAB fics if req)

Write Gen fics for all those platonic lovers out there (ゝω・´★)

Write drama, horror, adventure-fantasy, and slice of life.

Write Cannon x Cannon. You got an otp? Is that otp cool asf? Boy, are you in the right place!

*I'll write OCxCannon if, and only if, it's a part of a comission.

My policies are all the same for any drawn requests (except for OC inserts, fire away those cool ass characters, baby!). If you want a drawing from me, feel free to ask, and I'll DM you my commission prices!

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Alrighty!

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