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THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODS

Aries: Ares, God of War and Chaos

Taurus: Dionysus, God of Pleasure and Wine

Gemini: Hermes, God of Communication

Cancer: Eros, God of Love and Sex

Leo: Zeus, God of Lightning and the Heavens

Virgo: Attis, God of Rebirth

Libra: Chronos, God of Time

Scorpio: Hades, God of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Hephaestus, God of Weapons and Fire

Capricorn: Kratos, God of Strength and Power

Aquarius: Morpheus, God of Dreams and Sleep

Pisces: Poseidon, God of the Oceans

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the signs as big and small dogs

aries: boxer and jack russel terrier taurus: german shepherd and bulldog gemini: standard poodle and west highland terrier cancer: golden retriever and schipperke leo: leonberger and pomeranian virgo: saluki and yorkshire terrier libra: labrador retriever and keeshond scorpio: siberian husky and lhasa apso sagittarius: shiba inu and beagle capricorn: rottwieler and shetland sheepdog aquarious: great dane and peruvian inca orchid pisces: dalmation and zuchon (teddy bear dog)

(use your sun and ascendant signs)

The Signs as Crowley Quotes

Aries: "I do what I want, when I want."

Taurus: "That's my line!"

Gemini: "We have a little something called integrity!"

Cancer: "I just want to be loved!"

Leo: "Love it when you get all tough."

Virgo: "I'm in the business of making dreams come true."

Libra: "Maybe you should try Plan D, for 'dumbass'."

Scorpio: "Let's go take a howl at that moon."

Sagittarius: "I torture all my friends, it's how I show love."

Capricorn: "I was an attractive child, I could juggle."

Aquarius: "This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!"

Pisces: "Feelings!"

Celebrity Astrology: Aries Relationships

Aries and Aries - Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles

Aries and Taurus - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Aries and Gemini - Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Aries and Cancer - Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney

Aries and Leo - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck

Aries and Virgo - Keira Knightley and James Righton

Aries and Libra - Lady Gaga and Matthew Williams

Aries and Scorpio - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson

Aries and Sagittarius - Kristen Stewart and Michael Angarano

Aries and Capricorn - Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders

Aries and Aquarius - Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds

Aries and Pisces - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

The Signs as Mythical Creatures

Taurus: Earth Dragon Gemini: Deep sea mermaid Cancer: Unicorn Leo: Fire Dragon Virgo: Forrest Nymph Libra: Fairy Scorpio: Siren  Sagittarius: Pegasus  Capricorn: Phoenix Aquarius: Shallow water Mermaid Pisces: Pixie Aries: Centaur 

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

When the leaves make that cRUNCH SOUND.: Aries, Sagittarius

FUZZY SOCKS: Gemini, Pisces

Sweater weather: Capricorn, Taurus

Halloween!: Aquarius, Leo

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING: Libra, Cancer

When your breath makes a lil cloud!!!: Scorpio, Virgo

THE SIGNS AS DRAGONS

Aries: Black dragon that is obsessed with death and destruction, quick to anger. Active mostly at night, has poison breath and usually lives in swamp areas. Has slimy scales and appears skeletal and corpse like. A sign of death and appears when a sick person is about to pass.

Taurus: Pale yellow dragon. Herbivore, but will not hesitate to kill an evil human. They are the primary protector of women and children. Can be the size of a Golden Retriever, are useful in the household and are peaceful. Breathes a universal medicine that smells like lemons and loves people and shiny objects.

Gemini: Green forest dragon. Highly intelligent dragon, can communicate with humans. Similar to the snake in Garden of Eden, it is cunning and malevolent. Breathes chlorine gas and has horns atop his head to be able to disguise themselves.

Cancer: Silver dragon. The most sensitive dragon and the savior of the wounded, homeless, and helpless. They have mercury blood and breath, making it poisonous to inhale and touch, but their scales are often used in healing creams that they create.

Leo: Holographic dragon that is blinding to the eye, this is their primary defensive trait. They spend lots of time luxuriating on their own and live with a few others of their kind. Known for attacking other dragons and has arsenic laced breath.

Virgo: White snow dragon. Intelligent but hermit dragon, very afraid of human. Has frostbite breath. Blends in with snow and preys on larger mammals and lone humans. Dislikes include sunlight. Their scales are water repellant.

Libra: Bronze dragons. Obsessed with humans and their culture. Lives close to the ocean and has extremely hot, lava like breath. Known for killing tyrants and criminals, similar to the Blue Dragon. Has a human-like sense of good and evil.

Scorpio: Purple exotic dragon. First bred in Asia, these dragons are the most mysterious. Scales regularly shed and are used in making perfumes and sex oils. Breathes a sedative gas to knock out people, then torture and eat them. They are beautiful, but if you see them, you will be dead very soon.

Sagittarius: Gold dragons. Lives in villages and is a defender of the common good. Has been known to eat criminals or bad town leaders. Sometimes leaves villages to go on quests to help others. Has catfish whiskers and each of their scales is worth millions of dollars. Breathes blue fire.

Capricorn: Red dragon that guards jewelry, gold, and other precious gems. Carnivorous and has a forked, long tongue like a snake. Found by volcanoes and medieval castles. Villages sacrifice young virgins to them. Breathes fire. Can be ridden into battle by someone worthy.

Aquarius: Blue desert dragon. Tends to attack humans that are greedy, vain, or have committed a heinous crime. Causes sandstorms by flapping their enormous wings. Breathes fire and dust particles. Although it lives in the desert, it spends its time admiring its reflection at an oasis.

Pisces: Water, shapeshifting dragon. Can be as long as 100 meters, or as small as a nurse shark as needed. Spends lots of time lurking on the ocean floor and admiring the way the water catches the sunlight. Breathes boiling water and scales are freezing to the touch. Peaceful, eats mostly krill. Responsible for the foam that is often found on shorelines.