The signs as various myths and legends surrounding the origin/creation of certain flowers (not the flowers directly associated with each zodiac sign).
ARIES // Amaryllis (Greek) – A love struck maiden longed for the handsome Alteo, but he was cold to her. In a desperate gesture, she pierced her heart with a golden arrow and walked to visit him every day. On the thirteenth day, beautiful scarlet flowers bloomed along the path from every drop of her blood. Alteo fell in love with her, and her heart was healed.
TAURUS // Rose (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, found one of her beautiful nymphs dead in the woods. She cried, and turned body into a flower. She asked her husband Zephyr, the wind, to blow the clouds away so Apollo could shower her in sunlight. Dionysus added nectar for fragrance, and Aphrodite added pure beauty, then named it for her son, Eros, and hailed her the “Queen of Flowers”.
GEMINI // Foxglove (Celtic) – Foxgloves from “Folks Glove”, as in fairy folk. Fairies would hide in the bell blossoms and wear them as petticoats, caps and gloves. If you pluck the foxglove, it angered them and they may play tricks in revenge! Fairies would give the flowers to foxes so they wouldn’t get caught raiding chicken coupes. With the magic gloves on, they could steal eggs without making a sound.
CANCER // Pārijāta (Hindu) – Pārijāta was a princess who fell in love with the sun god, Surya. However, he left her for another. When he deserted her, the princess became hopeless and committed suicide. From her ashes grew a tree. Unable to stand the sight of the lover who broke her heart, the flowers only bloom at night under the eyes of the moon, and she sheds them like tear-drops before the sun rises.
LEO // Sunflower (Greek) – The nymph Clythia was in love with the God of the Sun, Apollo, but he shunned her and courted a princess. Jealous Clythia told the king who, furious at the princess, buried her alive. Saddened, Apollo went back to heavens without a word. She lay on the ground distraught for nine days, watching him, hoping for a single glance. Clythia wasted away and became a flower, whose petals still follow his chariot across the sky each day, waiting for forgiveness.
VIRGO // Aster (Greek) – When the god Jupiter decided to flood the earth to destroy the men constantly at war, the goddess Astraea was so upset she asked to be turned into a star. Her wish was granted, but when the flood waters receded she wept for the loss of lives. As her tears turned to stardust and fell to earth, the beautiful aster flower sprung wherever they landed.
LIBRA // Anemone (Greek) – Chloris, the goddess of flowers, was married to Zephyr, the god of the west wind. Zephyr fell in love with a beautiful nymph that served Chloris named Anemone. Jealous and angry, the goddess banished her to keep them apart, and Anemone died of a broken heart. Zephyr resurrected her as a flower. She withers every winter but returns every spring to greet Zephyr with open petals.
SCORPIO // Peony (Chinese) – Queen Wu was disheartened to see only winter jasmine in her garden. She wrote a poem to the goddess of flowers asking her to make everything bloom that night instead of waiting for spring. The next morning, all flowers flourished except the peony, which refused to bloom out of season. She was offended and banished it. Once gone, it bloomed beautifully. Furious, she ordered it to be burned – however the next year, the burnt peony grew back. With black petals.
SAGITTARIUS // Pa'u-o-Hi'iaka (Hawaiian) – When Hi'iaka, the goddess of island nature, was a baby her older sister, the Volcano goddess Pele, left her on the beach while she went fishing. Due to a storm, Pele was gone for a very long time. When she returned, she found flowering vines had grown over the baby to shield her from the sun. Hi'iaka now wears them as a skirt to protect her on adventures and in the forests.
CAPRICORN // Aconite (Greek) – As one of his twelve labors, the hero Hercules was sent to fetch the three-headed dog Cerberus from the underworld. With the help of Persephone, he was successful. The spittle of the beast dripped upon the rocky earth, and from it sprang the first aconite plant. The purple wolfsbane flowers are elegant, but it’s leaves and roots are deathly poisonous.
AQUARIUS // Iris (Greek) – The goddess Iris would bring messages to the gods across the sky, appearing to mortals as a rainbow. She acted as the link between the heavens and earth, where she left irises of many colors, the three upright petals symbolizing hope, valor, and wisdom. If purple Irises were planted over the graves of women, it would summon the Goddess, who would guide the dead in their journey.
PISCES // Water Lily (Brazilian) – When the moon goddess, Jaci, hid behind the mountains, she’d take beautiful girls with her and turn them into stars. Naiá, a girl who loved the goddess, dreamt of becoming a star, so she roamed the mountains every night. While resting by the lake, she saw the moon’s reflection, dove into the water and drowned. To reward Naiá for her sacrifice, Jaci turned her into a star different from all the others – the star of the waters.
my Sam!sim got caught on fire and it’s not even funny even more
why do they all have to burn?
I feel ya Sam
Aries: Common Courtesy Day (Mar 21)
Taurus: Pizza Party Day (May 19)
Gemini: Repeat Day (June 3)
Cancer: Take your Dog to Work Day (June 23)
Leo: Lazy Day (Aug 10)
Virgo: Be Late for Something Day (Sep 5)
Libra: Wear Something Gaudy Day (Oct 17)
Scorpio: National Absurdity Day (Nov 20)
Sagittarius: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)
Capricorn: Make up your Mind Day (Dec 31)
Aquarius Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (11 Feb, United States)
Pisces: Public Sleeping Day (Mar 16)
Aries: Lime
Taurus: Emerald
Gemini: Pear
Cancer: Pistachio
Leo: Chartreuse
Virgo: Crocodile
Libra: Olive
Scorpio: Pine
Sagittarius: Parakeet
Capricorn: Sage
Aquarius: Seafoam
Pisces: Mint
/// Color Palette: http://tinyurl.com/qdlbhfq
Aries: *scares the fuck out of a family*
Taurus: *possesses objects and shit*
Gemini: *acts like a guardian angel but in reality wants to possess someone*
Cancer: *weeping loudly 24/7*
Leo: *constantly contacting people through Ouija boards*
Virgo: *tries to act like they're still alive*
Libra: *walks through walls to amuse themselves*
Scorpio: *tricks child into releasing a demon*
Sagittarius: *constantly knocking over shit because they think they can walk through everything*
Capricorn: *haunts their ex's and enemies*
Aquarius: *hides in attics and makes loud af noises*
Pisces: *jump scares everyone*
Aries: Metamorphosis
Taurus: Nature healing magic
Gemini: Illusion
Cancer: Healing waters and potions
Leo: Fire magic
Virgo: Telekinesis
Libra: Karma magic
Scorpio: Blood magic
Sagittarius: Fireballs
Capricorn: Invisibility
Aquarius: Speed of light
Pisces: Frost magic
Aries and Aries - Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles
Aries and Taurus - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson
Aries and Gemini - Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick
Aries and Cancer - Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney
Aries and Leo - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck
Aries and Virgo - Keira Knightley and James Righton
Aries and Libra - Lady Gaga and Matthew Williams
Aries and Scorpio - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson
Aries and Sagittarius - Kristen Stewart and Michael Angarano
Aries and Capricorn - Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders
Aries and Aquarius - Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds
Aries and Pisces - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.
Aries: remember that one SpongeBob episode where everything was burning in his brain? x100000000
Taurus: FUCK OFF HEART YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF-- *heart assumes rights as ruler of their human host* okay now you can go and make a creepy shrine for ur crush that we've both been wanting
Gemini: ???????meme????????
Cancer: human wtf don't make me come out there and personally slap u
Leo: every bad pickup line ever on repeat
Virgo: Oh and then later in that SpongeBob episode where he's just lifeless after everything is burnt
Libra: always a song there and they can't get it out it's like they randomly burst into son--OOOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEEERLEEEEAAADDDDERRRR
Scorpio: fuck :) everything :)
Sagittarius: conflict between BRAIN NO and BRAIN YESSS
Capricorn: *trying to evilly laugh but chokes and then proceeds to cough violently for all eternity*
Aquarius: tumblr's shitposts
Pisces: oh. It's midnight. Time to relive every memory I've been trying to push down for the last million years.
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One scene from Lazarus Rising with captions for the Wincest-impaired.
I’m sorry but their faces in this scene are just…. I mean LOOK AT THEM.
It’s also hilarious that Pamela’s a psychic and they barely get in the door before she’s suggesting a threesome.
aries: sings at the top of their lungs into a hairbrush
taurus: just chills w/ a blanket and a good movie
gemini: invites the squad over for a party
cancer: bakes ALL THE THINGS
leo: wears a blanket around the house like a cape
virgo: organizes/cleans up everything with no interferences
libra: tries out makeup tutorials and tries on outfits
scorpio: summons satan probably
sagittarius: makes a big blanket fort
capricorn: gets work done in peace
aquarius: digs out a telescope and tries to communicate with aliens
pisces: travels to another dimension for a few hours