HELL YEAH WE VIBING IN HERE

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??

College!Reddie - Eddie has been secretly using an app that hooks guys up by showing only a pic of their dick and boy howdy, he's found quite a looker. They decide to meet in an empty dorm and low and behold the picture belonged to his childhood friend, Richie.

"Yeah well, the last time you did see lil Richie was when we were like ten years old. Is this a deal breaker?"

Eddie shuts the door, "absolutely not."

Richie posting an ig of Eddie on the couch with the switch.

Caption: My husband won't pay attention to me because of animal fucking crossing :(

So I've been really into Calpurnia lately, but now I want a reddie fic where Richie is in a band and Eddie reluctantly comes with friends and ju-JUST DO THE THINGG

Would you figure when reddie are older and Richie makes a joke and the one time Eddie forgot not to laugh at it, a giggle slips out and Richie is shocked and acts like it's christmas, pinching Eddie's cheeks while singing "you think I'm funny, you think I'm funny!"??

Jake Gyllenhaal had me CRYING in his part on the John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

Richie: wait... you still wear those tiny red shorts??

Eddie: yeah, when I go for a run or at home. Why?

Richie:

PAIRING: pre-tomgreg

SUMMARY:

Greg glanced at his phone expectantly, waiting for the screen to translate, only it seemed to come up blank. He quickly fumbled a reply, “Yeah?” as he subtly reached down to close the app and open it again. “Yeah, we’re pretty close, man.”

Oskar had a sudden enthusiastic interest in him, “really? You surprise me, Gregory!”