Latest Posts by chenetic - Page 6

Imagine Cop!Eddie just doing his job in a small town when he finds this big drunk guy and takes him to a jail cell to make sure he doesn’t do anything crazy, but ends up hearing this guy blab drunkenly on and on “hey dw i’m famous, people laugh at me and give me money, i’m actually funny, hey, you’re pretty hot, do you want to be gay with me? I’m thirsty, can you buy me a drink, cutie??” and pretty much gives Eddie a headache during the night and only realizes the next day that he put the famous comedian, Richie Tozier, in jail for the night.  Odd thing is, Richie keeps hanging around and maybe Eddie doesn’t want to push him away all that much. 

Okay but I desire a fic where Eddie announces that he wants to try foods his mother never lets him eat and Richie volunteers to help him.

Say for instance Eddie tries a greasy burger and he's like "mmmmmmm this is so good" and Richie just watches him with a smile on his face

I like to think Richie would feel like he's on top of the world if Eddie admitted he was his sexual awakening, even though it's obvs Eddie was for him too.

I feel like he would do this all the time

Richie: wait, who are you married to again?

Eddie: *sigh* Richie Tozier

Richie: that's riiiight *finger guns*

Reddie prom fics are the cutest thingsssss

My friend sent me a cute clip of Celebrity First Dates Hotel where the show sets up two people... all I could think of is what if Reddie were actors (Richie from SNL naturally) and people adored their interactions from one film they did together.

Imagine if the show put Richie and Eddie on a blind date - both are surprised to see each other but laugh because they had no idea and obviously the date goes really well (and the shows ratings skyrocket obvsly).

Imagine Richie, famous gay comedian, having a great show, the crowd loves him but he kept checking out a guy at the front and decides to shoot his shot.

R: I'm sorry everyone, I'm getting distracted by this hot guy over here. *crouches down* Hi, what's your name?

E: ... what? me?

R: Fuck yeah, you. Are you, perhaps, gay, single and ready to mingle?

Bev: YES, YES HE IS. His name is Eddie!

Richie: I'm thinking about getting a boat licence, Eds

Eddie: Why-

Richie: -So I can motorboat your titties, high five!

Eddie: *punches him instead*

Imagine if Richie was an artist and hangs around his gallery anonymously to hear what others have to say about his work and this one guy, Eddie, says it "looks like total garbage" and Richie knew he was in love.

I keep thinking about that Bill Hader interview where he said Richie was going through a lot of self-hate but if Eddie was to say something first then Richie would be all for it.

So what if one of the losers accidentally mentioned who Richie likes around Eddie and he's mad and shouts "WTF, YOU LIKE ME AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING, YOU ASSHOLE?" Because obvsly Eddie likes him too

I'm loving the idea of Reddie not knowing each other and driving in seperate cars, stuck in traffic.

Richie just happens to look next to him and seeing this cute mad guy in the other car shouting at people and Richie's like oh no that guy's hot. im in love

Imagine a mafia au where Eddie is the designated doctor and wonders if Richie purposely puts himself in even more danger just so he could come and visit for patching up.

Okay but if Reddie decided to get together and they were still in homophobic-Derry, their first date would be Richie sneaking into Eddie's room with a basket of snacks and one lit candle and to make it even fancier, Richie would put on a french accent until Eddie tells him to stop because it's bad

LListennnnistennn, imagine if Richie hung around the bad crowd and they all decide (excluding Richie) to pull a prank on Eddie Kaspbrak by sending him a fake love letter from Richie and to meet him somewhere for their date and Eddie shows up looking all cute and Richie is awestruck until the others appear to laugh and make fun of Eddie the f**got and when Eddie leaves, obvsly upset, Richie runs after him to ask why he came and Eddie says "I thought you liked me" and Richie is like well DAMN OKAY FUCK THOSE GUYS, LETS DATE.

I originally thought of this for a fem!reddie but it doesn't matter!!!

Richie: .. you look pretty

Eddie: oh..tha-

Richie: pretty stupid *rushes away*

Imagine reddie for their first time and Eddie didn't expect to be so loud and Richie is like "holy shit, Eds" and Eddie is "Just stfu and don't stop!"

But you know Eddie won't hear the end of it!

IMAGINE Eddie never really having an orgasm with his ex wife until Richie came back into his life

Richie would have definitely snuck chocolates in Eddie's locker on Valentine's Day and watch as Eddie looks surprised to happy but when the group talks about it, Richie says "Valentine's Day is dumb honestly!" just to protect himself.

You can't tell me Eddie wouldn't have grown up with some kind of lip balm/chapstick in fear of chapped lips and Richie internally screaming at how shiny and distracting they are

Picture a normal reddie au where Richie drives Eddie up to the Kissing Bridge on a date and it's awkward but sweet and my heart ;;

And Eddie is like so you brought us here to make out?

Richie: NO, NO, IT'S NICE OUT HERE THAT'S ALL

Eddie: ... well I'm here to make out with you so...??

Where's the fic where Penny is our LGBT friendly hero steering Reddie closer and making sure all of the Losers are loved and protected??

I never get tired of seeing reddie gifs so imagine my mind when it looks like Richie wants to grab or brush Eddie's hand and grab the ice cream with the other, I AM s o f t . (I tried to ppst the gif but wasn't loading so here's my terrible screencaps)

If Reddie went to the library...

Eddie: /puts books on table/

Richie: Anything else you need to check out?? Ahh yes. It's me~

Eddie: (rolls eyes) *don't laugh don't laugh*

Okay but this is me and im so sorry

So we all know pm all the losers had a crush on Bill at some point...

Imagine an au where Richie finds out Eddie used to have a crush on Bill and keeps mentioning it, "you liked Bill?? What is so great about Bill?" - basically he's jealous and he's oblivious until Eddie gets annoyed, since you know, it was an old crush and flusteredly blurted out "I like you now anyway you idiot" and Richie goes into his realization of his sexuality and of course loves Eddie and they get together but that doesn't stop him from mentioning and bragging about Eddie's love for him to anyone and everyone anyway

Richie would always adore that Eddie needs to go on the tip of his toes to give him kisses but Eddie would always say "It's because you're a fucking giant!"

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

Eddie made a bulk order of regular running shorts but ends up getting these, and he wants to call and complain but Richie is like WELL HANG ON A SEX- I MEAN SEC.... maybe you should give them ago????

Imagine if Eddie decides to go to a masseuse for his back and shoulders from work and the only person working that day is a goofy flirty guy named Richie.

At first Eddie thinks this guy won't do a good job until he finds the right spots that have have moaning and whining and Richie is like "Jeez, Eds, we haven't even gone on a date yet"

PSA: To fellow Reddie writers when you post on AO3 can you add spaces to your paragraphs?? I can't read your story if it's all jumbled into one ;w;

I have to manually make sure myself when I copy and paste.

Thank you <3

I still can’t stop thinking about this ya’ll! Richie: I love you sooo much. You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. You’re so gorgeous and I’m so damn lucky, I want to marry the fuck out of you Eddie *driving and chuckling*: I love you too, Rich. Maybe you should go to sleep honey.

Imagine Eddie driving Richie home after he got his wisdom teeth out and Richie is delirious from the drugs and has so much to say without any filter