Latest Posts by chenetic - Page 5

I just watched Chaos Walking and you can bet there should be a reddie where the boys are finding it hard to control their thoughts.

Richie: //he's so pretty stop the thoughts!!! He's looking here he's looking at me! Stop thinking!! I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier fuck//

Listen, I only recently watched birds of prey and have now read all fics for zsaszmask, please REVIVE, fandom! I'm STARVINGG

I'd be really interested where the creators are going to go after that special, they're clearly going deeper into more serious issues with the gang, but I wouldn't be surprised if they would also just go back to "well forget that happened, we're back with Randy and farts" because they've opened up wounds and I'm hurting 🥲

Reddie ideaaaaaaa. It'd pm similiar to something I posted in the past but I saw a tiktok.

What if reddie were on grindr but don't know the other is on it, no pictures of faces or names, and they match and start chatting, they share D photos and it's all going uphill until they share photos of their face and its like Oh.. OMG... Richie?! Eds?! I saw your dick!!!!

I miss posting about reddie, I should read/watch the story again because I miss thinking about how much of a simp Richie is for Eddie 🥺

I finally watched the pandemic special (my growing hate with randy continues lol), and I know it was probably meant to show Cartman also realising that he missed when everything is normal but to me it continually shows how soft Cartman is for Stan 😢and therefore IM SOFTTTT

Also i have a new tablet and waiting for my keyboard with it which means fic writing!!!!

College!Reddie - Eddie has been secretly using an app that hooks guys up by showing only a pic of their dick and boy howdy, he's found quite a looker. They decide to meet in an empty dorm and low and behold the picture belonged to his childhood friend, Richie.

"Yeah well, the last time you did see lil Richie was when we were like ten years old. Is this a deal breaker?"

Eddie shuts the door, "absolutely not."

Vampire!Reddie- Eddie is a pedantic kind of vampire. He goes to a hotel bar and this man, Richie, practically falls into his lap without him needing to pull anything. They go up to the room (Eddie insisting on bringing a glass of orange juice into the bedroom), making out, Eddie sits on top of him and bites - expecting the other man to freak out and struggle - but Richie groans "god, you're giving me a huge boner right now."

And Eddie, surprised, after he's done drinking, says "well if you drink all of your orange juice, you can fuck me" - and Richie quickly gulps the juice and get down to business.

I read your fic “Smash or Pass” a couple of months ago and it’s so cute and well written! But I keep checking back and it hasn’t been updated 😔 Do you have any plans to finish it? I just can’t wait to see how cute Reddie are gonna be once they meet!! (I’m also totally aware of how much everything going on rn is affecting people’s mindsets/motivation so please don’t take this as pressure!!) ❤️

Hiii! I haven't been in the mood to write sorryyy;; I've got the idea but putting it to paper just hasn't really clicked, I wrote about half some time ago and then lost my buzz. I do hope to get to it

Idk if reddie is still POPPINGGG but I saw a tiktok of someone wearing these tight red short shorts and it said PLANET BOOTY on the bottom... you know what to do

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

Imagine if Richie or Eddie had a secret super power and everytime the other is around, they have trouble controlling it.

Say like if Richie had a water power and he worked at a cafe with Stan, and Eddie comes by regularly. And they meet eyes while Richie is preparing a coffee and the hot water rises and splurts at Stan and he's like whAt THe fuckk?? Richie! Again????!

Imagine Eddie working his boring life until a group of strangers come in, threatening and demanding money but one of his regulars, Richie, all of the sudden kicks their ass and is mister cool guy saving his life and Eddie could only stutter out "..are you fucking kidding me??"

Get someone who looks at you like Guillermo looks at Nandor. I'm into it okay

Listen, reddie where one of them says "good boy" for the first time and the other is like woAHHH I HAVE AWAKENEDD

Femreddie with "good girl" is always verrry acceptable.

That is all.

Imagine reddie hanging out in the music room and Richie playing beautifully on the piano and Eddie is like 'i hope this doesn't awaken anything in m-' and then when Richie is done, he grins up at him smugly to say, "pretty hot, right?" And when Eddie struggles to find words, Richie is damn shocked, "wait IT IS?!"

You ever think about Richie blurting out if Eddie wants to marry him while they're having sex? And Eddie is like "what. The fuck." And Richie apologises with imsorryimsorryfuckimsorry and Eddie is like WELL I DIDN'T SAY NO, DID I?

A reddie fic where they've been dating but not really using the term, and Eddie accidently blurts out that he wants to go to the prom with only Richie and is mortified and quickly leaves to go home, while Richie has a mind explosion that this is official and omg is this real???

Cut to Eddie sulking in his room until he hears music playing outside and you guessed it, Richie either holding a stereo above his head or playing guitar and shouts happily EDDIE EDS SPAGHETTI KASPBRAK, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Sonia comes out to the side with WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? while Eddie doesn't give a shit and says YES, YES I WILL.

Thank you for listening.

I saw a tiktok that made me think of fem reddie oml

A: Do you listen to “girl in red”?

B: Oh, no I don’t

A: Oh… *sips drink*

B: I mean, I like pussy if that’s what you’re asking

A: *splurts*

Listen, I came across this gif and all I can think of is "this is how Will would subtly check someone out" and I'm in such a hannigram MOOOOOOD.

Absolutely from the driver's seat Richie would turn the passenger seat heating on for Eddie just so he could say "Ooh, gotta warm up my snacc."

A thought came to me in the middle of the night. Imagine Reddie in a photobooth and they have one more photo to take before the timer runs out, so Eddie pulls Richie in to kiss him on the cheek for it.

After the flash, Richie blurted out "yep, I'm gay." (Idk if I originally thought that he was already out and it wa already obvs who his crush was..)

Eddie dashed to the curtain with a quiet, "me too," but Richie quickly grabs him back in to ask, "wait.. what? Are you for real?"

Eddie repeats himself and added, "and I like you," leans in to kiss Richie. "What do you want to do about it?"

For which Richie scrambles for another quarter out of his pocket to put in the machine and instantly brings Eddie close for more kisses.

Cheesy??? Mayhaps.

Listen, I had a femme reddie dream last night.

Eddie (Edith) recently moved to Derry and her mother made her sign up for the 'proper girls club,' led by Myra. She absolutely hates it but she doesn't know anyone else.

She glumly follows the group around school and Myra, intentionally, leads to pass Richie (Rachel), to say something like "I can't believe they still let DYKES in this school."

To which Richie response with something like "say what you want but I can make a girl come more times than their boring ass missionary boyfriends wish they could."

The proper girls are flabbergasted but Eddie snorted, which Richie caught.

Myra tries to bicker but ends up leaving in a huff, while Richie shouts out (and makes eyes with Eddie), "I'm a guitarist you know, I know what to do with my fingers."

Anyway, I guess they officially meet and Eddie hangs around Richie's group (while secretly ditching the proper girls and without her mother knowing) and yeah gay romance.

Those reddie fics where Eddie is the pastor's son got me in all kinds of ways

Imagine Eddie going to his first house party and his friends trying to loosen him up with drinks, next minute he threw up on some hot guy and he's mortified, but weirdly enough the guy is like "hey man, it's okay, it's not everyday a cute guy throws up on you haha, but seriously can you help me with this?? But also give me your number?"

This is just screaming for the next moment they see each other, Richie asks "Hey Eds, had any good chucks lately?"

Imagine Eddie stretching in the park, and he reaches down to touch his toes in his shorts and hears "sweet jesus" behind him. He looks up quickly and the man scrambles away fast and walks right into a tree.

R: Ow

E: *snorts* Are you okay?

There's Loser "Friends" inspired AU fics right?? Because Richie is definitely a Chandler and Eddie a Monica, 100%.

Imagine the gang messing around and Richie wants a DIY piercing in one ear and Bev is game to do it but Richie starts getting nervous so the others try to distract him while Bev is ready, so Eddie decides well fuck it and kisses him - it wasn't a secret that they were trying this thing out but that maayyyy have been their first real kiss - but hey Richie barely notices the shot so it worked

Richie posting an ig of Eddie on the couch with the switch.

Caption: My husband won't pay attention to me because of animal fucking crossing :(

Has anyone ever been ficmatized?? Kind of like dickmatized but all you can think about is that fic you're reading cuz it's soooo good