Oh You're Autistic ? How's Your Love Hate Relationship With Sleep ?

We should all just eat tomato soup with some mice

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

I don't care for omniscient narrators, give me the unreliable, nerve-wracking, clueless youth blinded by emotions and fears who distorts the plot, making you think you know what's going on but then everything turns out to be anything but what you expected.

That's how you LIVE a book

This reminds me of the time I was 12 and someone casually roleplayed offing themselves on Royale High (roblox) WITH GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS AND EVERYTHING.

This one has got to be my favorite one so far

i need to know every language immediately

this is my favorite subreddit

Things my professors have said: chemistry edition

"a human is just a sack of water"

"I once heard one of our professors explain to another one how incredibly important physical chemistry is. The other one replied, 'Yes I know. But it's so boring'"

[draws a goat on the wipeboard]

"I thought to myself, 'god, I'm still so young and these people are building a hydrogen bomb next door!'"

"the alchemists were lonely people because they stank"

"look at this unit! Physicists make everything more complicated"

"hydrogen is that guy who does sports. Deuterium is the one who wishes he did"

"not a day goes by that something doesn't explode in this faculty. Our dearly departed professor [name] who blew himself up in his laboratory and died on the spot-"

"who here enjoys trigonometry?" [Several people raise their hands] "you're weird"

"generally speaking, you can't write one over zero or else everyone gets a stroke - so we're going to use these anti-stroke brackets"

"when I was a little kid I liked to play with mercury. You don't do that though!"

And my personal favorite:

"so many great inventions in science have been made because people dream - so, I encourage you all to dream every day"

rip sigmund freud you would’ve loved living in the generation where we use “daddy” and “mommy” to refer to people we find attractive 💀

My humanities teacher saying lbgqt😭

Girlie hit us with the remix