Call me SammyI am an artist....She/her only plsThere's a lot of weird stuff here... I'm russian btw (Rus' Matushka!! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺)My deviantart:https://www.deviantart.com/sammywantstosleepProshippers/darkshippers DNI!!
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I predict the ending of bsd: Ueda and Atsushi do something (and Ryu too), save Kunikida, Junichiro, Fukuzawa and Kenji and some kind of nonsense will start with Fedya. Chuuya tries to kill Fedya with Corruption, he succeeds and then realizes that Fedya will move into him. Chuuya accepts his fate and waits for his death, but does not have time to die and Fedya moves into Chuuya's body. Dazai somehow manages to lure Fedya onto the roof and jumps off with him (let's say Fedya didn't know that Dazai was going to kill him), and since in this scenario Dazai is Fedya's killer, but he dies with him, Fedya cannot move into him and then he dies completely. Either Chuuya doesn't die, we'll see. Well, plus before that some crazy stuff happens, Ranpo finally returns and all that. And then everyone buries Dazai and cries.
"Eimiko is better!!"
"No Yaeyato!!"
WHAT IF I SHIP BOTH?? THEY ARE CUTE ASF
I'm not even kidding!
Like...
Kunizai??
Kunisaki??
Kunibram??
Kunikatai??
KuniChuu??
Kunisano??
Kuniran even??
All of this is gorgeous. Plus Kunikida has a pretty nice palette and looks good with a lot of the characters, so you won't be gouging your eyes out saying "they don't look good together".
Tails!
(Yaaay i'm finally drawing digital!!)
Chuuya's height is 160 cm. He weighs 60 kg. The limit for his height is 64 kg. So Chuuya must be chubby asf hehehe
Artists (abd me too), it's all in your hands
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUUYA!!
(I need to make some fanart of him urgently)
🎉
Wow i know how to draw digital yay
HEHEHEHEHE
Why does he get so much hate? :(
Well, like... really, I don't understand. He is so cute :<
He won't get an ounce of hate in my presence.
Stop hating my boy.
I hate #SHAMEOHJOHN2025 tag on Pinterest. Just shut the fuck up. It's not his fault he had to do bad things
I mean i love Q, but John is too hated because of them((
My parents
In my happy world they are new double black
Atsulucy!
Ranposano and Poecott solidarity
Fyolai!
Ranpoe :33
Some a bit old sketches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Fuka fuka beaaaaaam!
Translation: Tails! He's going to beat Eggman (spoiler: he did)
Blazeamy heehehee
I'm sorry, but.....
Tw: Pedophilia, zoophilia and incect mentioned.
I hate proshippers/darkshippers so fckin much. You guys are disgusting. You're like, "But these are fictional characters!!" however, technically you are supporting this crap. Stop portraying yourselves as victims, you are just disgusting people who sexualize incest, pedophilia, zoophilia and etc. It's like violence against animals. First animals, then people. I absolutely despise you all.
Stop that!
As mostly Ranpoe shipper: I don't see Ranpo and Yosano as siblings (i hate ppl saying this btw), i don't headcanon Yosano as lesbian, i love Souheki, i never wrote anywhere something like "but what about Ranpoe", i drew Ranposano fanart, i actually headcanon that Yosano is in love with Ranpo, and i sometimes see Ranpoe as just friendship (in some happy universes, there's Ranposano and Poecott solidarity OR Ranpoe and Kousano/Yosano x Mushitaro solidarity hehe)
Btw same with Saiouma or Saimatsu. In some happy universes there's Saimatsu and Irouma/Oumami solidarity OR Saiouma and Irumatsu/Amamatsu solidarity, hehehe
CANON
Ranpo has the loudest sneeze known to man and after he sneezes he always looks like he just sneezed out his soul
Poe sneezes like a kitten
He can hack a really complicated system with a toothpick I'M TELLING YOU
I....i wanna pet him
Looks like the cover of Of Mice and Men, I dunno why¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ranpoeeee
More Ranpoe!
Bram <3
Redrawing
KUNIZAAAAAAI
Dazai has two hands????
I agree. They need more love and page on shipping wiki
taniatsu is cool. that’s it. that’s the post.
I'm so damn tired of Kunizai haters. Everytime i find Kunizai pin in Pinterest and go to comments, THERE'S ALWAYS someone saying "b-but Soukoku!!" "Kunizai is not canon" "Skk is better!!" Or something like that. Especially Russian bsd fans (I'm russian so i find russian bsd pins quite often).
NOBODY CARE IF SOUKOKU IS BETTER. NOBODY. The same thing is happening to Atsulucy shippers because of sskk shippers.
What's wrong with not shipping Soukoku??!!
Basically the same thing happening to Ranposano shippers cuz there's always ppl who saying that "b-but Ranpoe!!" tbh i'm more Ranpoe fan myself, BUT DAMN. Ranposano and Poecott are really cool too and I LOVE THIS. It's great when a character has a really good ships and there's material for content. As long as Ranposano/Poecott shippers don't start insulting Ranpoe or saying that their ship are better than Ranpoe, I respect them. Plus Ranposano and Poecott are actually cute..(btw if u ship both Ranposano and Poecott u are realy cool like very cool i like you)
What's the problem with shipping something else???
(btw ppl under this post wrote about shipping both/shipping polyships, so i have to mention it. It actually can solve problem with shipping, hehe)
Btw i don't mind skk and sskk at all. They're nice
It was the most ordinary day on Earth....at least for a person who doesn't know Dazai and Kunikida, because every day these two have some kind of wild. And today was even wilder...what happened?
Well....
Kunikida and Dazai are lying down, and then Dazai decided to make fun of Kunikida. So Kunikida went to eat, he ate, came, sits and scribbles in a notebook, Dazai lies and admires him. That's it, the right moment has arrived, it's time to start. Dazai comes up to Kunikida AND POKES HIM IN THE STOMACH. Doppo was dumbfounded and was about to yell at Dazai, when he started poking him 857427427828339 times, which made him throw up. It was...bad. No, well, I'd like to see you if you ate well and then got poked in the stomach a bunch of times.
Dazai looks at all this beauty and is like:- KUNIKIDUSHKA! YOU'RE PREGNANT!
- WHAT-
- Well, it's morning now, you threw up....morning sickness is a sign of pregnancy.
- WHAT
- Yeah....
- NOOO ...
- Hey, can I touch your tummy?~
- FUCK OFF- Kunikida punched Dazai in the face.
- Why do pregnant men have contractions like this?
- DAZAI-
- Whaaat?~
- SHUT UP. I HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH.
- Well, damn (((
- I'll have to write down "have a baby" in my notebook....
In general, everything was going great. They told the Agency about it. Everyone was in shock. And that's putting it mildly. After that, Ranpo went to hide all his supplies... in his own mouth, because Kunikida would have gobbled it all up.....
And Yosano was like:
- I'll be delivering the baby!!
Kenji started telling how he'd long dreamed of having a younger sibling and that he was very happy... uh... Fukuzawa realized that he would become a grandfather.... Tanizaki and Naomi went to pray to hell, because they realized that THIS IS COMPLETE SURREALISM. WELL, LIKE, SERIOUSLY. A MAN GOT PREGNANT???? AND THIS IS KUNIKIDA????? DAZAI IS FATHER???? WHAT.
In general, everything was going great amazing.....until the baby was born. And it was......ATSUSHI.
- WHAT
- WHAT
-HOW
-CHTO
-PAMAGITI
And that's how Kunikida and Dazai had Atsushi❤️
The End!!
"Soukoku is better!!"
"Soukoku canon!!"
"Dazai belongs to Chuuya!!"
"Chuuya > Kunikida!!"
"Chuuya steals Dazai from Kunikida"
SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP. Nobody asked you. I ship what I want.
(no hate for skk tho)
Happy birthday, Kolya!!
Today's Gogol's birthday yaaaaay
And summer is coming soon
-w-
Repost it idk
Careful! Fedya is behind...
Amasaaaaai
My boys :3
Tachigin thing (i love them)
KyouKenji <3
Kunizaiii
-Good morning!
-Hello, Aya.
I love you Poe
Kataaaiii
BEST GUILD BOI
Ahem ahem
So, in canon, Ranpo's parents died when he was 14 years old. (He was my age by the way), after which he showed up in Yokohama, where… he met Yukichi, and actually… that's how the Armed Detective Agency appeared (Yukichi founded it for Ranpo). What if Ranpo spends most of his screen time acting so childishly because he's trying to compensate for the trauma of his parents' deaths, which prevented him from growing up normally. That is, he hasn't changed his character in 12 years, because at 14 something happened that absolutely broke him and he's trying to fill that gap… that's why he acts so immaturely. Because of the death of both parents, Ranpo wasn't really taught anything, so he doesn't know obvious things and can't even, for example, clean up. Ranpo could have been more serious if he hadn't been traumatized to such an extent that already in adulthood he tries to forget about what happened and simply drowns out the pain. This is not some kind of developmental delay, it's just that Ranpo has a serious trauma that did NOT allow him to grow up normally and he simply remained dependent and lazy (well, almost. He can behave responsibly as we know). Ranpo was not allowed to grow out of his 14 years, so he behaves like a child. By the way, Ranpo practically does not see the bad sides of people who are dear to him. A good example is Yosano. She has sadistic tendencies. And Ranpo notes kindness in her. And what do we see? In canon, it is shown that they are VERY close friends. And … again, this is more typical of children. That's when he is really serious is when something threatens Yukichi or the entire Agency. And the reason is precisely that Yukichi saved Ranpo and he CLEARLY does not want history to repeat itself.
So, I looked at the signs of infantilism, and… Ranpo matches all of them. FIRST! Ranpo almost never takes responsibility for his actions. SECOND! Ranpo has an overly high self-esteem, he thinks that he and only he is right. Of course, this is also connected with the fact that, in principle, everyone is always praising him, but more on that later. THIRD! Ranpo has quite risky behavior. He is always teasing someone regardless of the person's status, almost sacrificing his life for Yukichi, and so on and so forth. In short, Ranpo is a VERY childish person, so the fact that he is like this at 26 is NOT surprising at all. Moreover, the turning point happened at 14. At this age, children are already perfectly aware of what is happening and understand everything. And the fact that Ranpo realized what happened only makes the situation worse. By the way, no one at the Agency told Ranpo that he doesn't have any ability (I remember that he knows about it, I'm just saying it as a fact), and… something like this is common with children. That is, everyone at the Agency is aware of Ranpo's childishness and just puts up with it. They just agree with him and praise him at every opportunity, and the latter happens not only because he's smart even without the ability. They simply understand that Ranpo should be treated like someone younger, although out of the entire Agency team, not counting Yukichi, who is their president, he is the oldest. This is clearly seen in the fifth episode, when everyone at the Agency was cleaning up after the Black Lizards' attack, and Ranpo did nothing (he was just sitting on the table during the attack) and drank ramune. And let me remind you, Atsushi didn't know anything about the Agency team back then, and… just imagine his reaction, Ranpo does nothing and they tell him how good he is. Here it would seem possible to write off that they praise Ranpo because he is smart (for which he is respected in the Agency), but… if you look at Ranpo's reaction… in response to praise he simply starts praising himself and saying that he is better than everyone else, and no one says a word to him, not even Kunikida, who would strangle anyone else for such a thing on the spot. Why does no one say anything to him? Because they understand how traumatized and infantile Ranpo is and are simply trying to please him so that he feels needed. And now I will quote Ranpo. "Because my friends think that I am invincible." That is, such praise gives him MOTIVATION. The Agency is simply trying to motivate Ranpo so that he does not become completely lazy. And, by the way, Ranpo really values them all.
Ranpo has serious problems with society. This is most likely due to the conditions in which he lived for the first 14 years of his life. His father, by the way, was also a detective, and famous throughout almost all of Japan. And Ranpo seems to have followed him, or something like that. Ranpo hardly communicated with his peers, and I did not find any specific information about whether they loved him at all or paid little attention to him. Ranpo was already childish at 14. And then his parents died, Ranpo was left without any kind of care. He studied at the police academy for some time, but he was kicked out because he did not follow the rules that he did not like. As a result, Ranpo was left completely alone. Throughout the novel, he does not understand adults and how this world works. Ranpo CANNOT accept this, because he was completely broken by both the death of his parents and the lack of normal socialization. Ranpo can openly express his dissatisfaction, insult someone, simply because he can't shut up in time. Throughout the novel, Ranpo openly despises adults or something like that, I don't know what to call it exactly. Ranpo says that this world is full of complete fools, most likely meaning… I don't know, the cruelty of some adults? Ranpo, despite his age being close to 30, does NOT understand adults and does not understand their cruelty, because no one explained anything to him. Because, again, he is a very infantile person, he should have been explained this back when he was 14.
If there is anything wrong here, I apologize.
I respect other people's tastes and preferences.
But if you hate Ranpo or Kunikida, don't even try to talk to me.
"B-but Ranpo/Kunikida is so annoying!!" No you are
Skk? Cool!
Sskk? Cool!
Kouyou x Yosano? Cool!
Ranpoe? Cool!
Ranposano? Cool!
Poesano? Cool!
Souheki? Cool!
Kunizai? Cool!
Chuuran? Cool!
ChuuAku? Cool!
ChuuAki? Cool!
Morizaki? Cool!
Fukumori? Cool!
HiguGin? Cool!
AkuHigu? Cool!
FukuFuku? Cool!
Suegiku? Cool!
Fyolai? Cool!
Siglai? Cool!
Fyosig? Cool!
KyouKenji? Cool!
Q x Kenji? Cool!
Q x Kyouka? Cool!
Sigzai? Cool!
Nikozai? Cool!
Fyozai? Cool!
Atsulucy? Cool!
KuniChuu? Cool!
Kunikatai? Cool!
Poecott? Cool!
Steincraft? Cool!
Shibufyo? Cool!
Fyoagatha? Cool!
Tachizaki? Cool!
Naomi x Haruno? Cool!
FukuHaru? Cool!
MontCott? Cool!
Dazai x Waitress? Cool!
Twainbeck? Cool!
Kunibram? Cool!
Akulucy? Cool!
HawMitch? Cool!
Tachigin? Cool!
Literally any ship is cool!
Ship whatever you want and don't start ship wars!
But never, i repeat, NEVER ship Atsukyou or LucyKyou.
Bois
Poesano thing (i rlly like it and it reminds me of Poe's works)
Ranpoe? Ranposano ? Poesano? Nah, Ranpoesano
Kunizaiiiiiiiiiiiii
Honestly, I tried to tell myself that Fyolai is not what I need, but.... it's too tempting
.....but I realize the problematic nature of this pairing.
Farmer boys duo
Steincraft :3 (John looks rlly stupid i know)
My angel (of death)
Honestly, I feel kinda uncomfortable when I see Ranpoe haters. It amazes me that people are so annoyed with Ranpoe, although there are a lot of pairings with the enemies/rivals to friends/lovers trope (not only in bsd fandom). Edgar is not obsessed with Ranpo, Ranpo does not treat Edgar badly. If at some point it seems to you that Ranpo is too rude to him, then.... guys, Ranpo is pretty arrogant in principle. I really want to say that I love Ranpoe, but I'm afraid that people will pounce on me and start saying that this ship is unhealthy and all that. I love Ranpoe, BUT! I respect and even ship other pairings with these two, I don't see Edgar as some kind of inadequate fan of Ranpo, I love them both OUTSIDE the context of this pairing. I don't think they have an unhealthy relationship, honestly. I just love this pairing. Please, let's not hate each other and respect what others ship :<
This applies not only to Ranpoe but to any pairing in general.
They're waiting for Yosano and Louisa
Young Ranpo and Yosano :3
Ranpoe abd attempt to Harukawa style
It's always arguing between Ranpoe and Ranpsano shippers....but why I can't ship both?
Have some Atsushi
GUYS HEAR ME OUT!! 15 KUNIKIDA!!
I made this sketch and...want to spread this idea. Draw Kunikida like this lol
Fyozai hehe
Kolya :3
GUYS! I know that Ranpo is not underrated and all this, BUT DAMN! Let's spread MORE love for him. Repost it hehe ....Honestly i don't get people who hate him or calling him overrated or smth....Stfu if you hate Ranpo. Or Kunikida. Or Atsushi. Or literally anyone from ADA.