If My Years On The Internet Has Ever Taught Me Anything It’s That You Can Put Anyone And AnyTHING In

I hadn’t had an energy drink in a while and my mom brought red bull so I had one this morning and I feel like my heart is going to explode and I’m not having good time you guys

So let me get this straight. I can just post the most dim-witted, brain rotting, cell killing, mind numbing, aneurysm inducing, sloppy shit eating, glue sniffing, rock chewing, ear drilling, face scratching, eyeball gouging, pure visual acid of a post, and not only would it NOT get me crucified, but there is a chance that people will LIKE ME???

WHAT THE FUCK???

Op how the hell do you NOT know Greek Mythology??? When you made a Tumblr account I thought you picked up the starter pack!

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

New to Tumblr so I’m just feeling around my new skin

I would like to apologise to all the people who I accidentally follow then promptly unfollow.

I’m very sorry, but hands are made of stupid

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

The enigmatic ghost of Tumblr’s forgotten past

You can spam boop me!

reblog if you let people spam boop you

Metal sonic stole my weird ugly child, can’t have shit nowadays /silly

Sketch commission for @chroniccarbondrinker 💪 First time drawing Metal Sonic but I'm proud of it lol

My commissions are open, btw!