My Three Favorite Blonde Boys

Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

deep-sea giant isopods group chat

iceopod_drip: who up scavenging the sea floor for nutrients⁉️⁉️ hmu if u can hang 🤙

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mostsexualmotherfucker: SO over the current food shortage in the gulf of mexico rn 🙏

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pass-the-detritus: Anyone else get pissed when you get compared to pill bugs? Stereotypes are so restricting… plus, pill bugs don’t even have pleopods! Smh

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DeadWhale joined the group.

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Drawtober Day 5 - Scarce

Winston’s not a gorrilla tho hes like an ape or something

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

Just thinking about how Jason is loved by Camp Jupiter, Percy is loved by Camp Half-blood, and Nico is loved by troglodytes and a Titan.

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

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You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek

COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

100% Yes, but he definitely changed one flower/sun/whatever on each ear to be black just for Nico

will solace definitely has piercings going all the way up his ears and they’re all done by hermes campers. he wears thin, long chain earrings with stars or suns on the ends of them for his firsts and just normal circular studs or golden flowers for his seconds and thirds. The cartilage piercings are all just thick gold and are either plain or have small intricate swirls and designs.