Cutlery Is A Dangerous Word One Slip Up And Larry Fucking Gets It

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

The early years for me but I think that might just be because I’ve read it more recently. I think it’s shorter so it’s just more consistently good and also most of my favourite characters are in there but I love the depth that Rangers Apprentice goes into about things it’s just so nice :). And I haven’t really started reading much of RR so can’t really give thoughts on it yet

I have a question for the RA fandom:

What is your favourite series?

The early years

Rangers apprentice

The royal ranger

I'm very curious :)

just like me fr

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

One of my favorite responses in my Social Interaction Toolkit is:

"Why do you ask?"

Allistic people tend to ask one question when they actually mean something quite different (this is one of many ways in which allistic people are strange and exotic). So when I don't want to hazard guessing, my default response is to cheerfully respond to ambiguous questions with "Why do you ask?"

Usually if I do it casually, people don't notice I didn't answer the original question, and instead move on to their Actual Question. (Also works if you just prefer to give noncommittal answers.) Very very basic example but:

Person: "Are you busy/what are you doing this weekend?"

You (too tired to guess-and-then-calculate-an-emotional-slash-external-response based on if this is a prelude to a social invitation, an acquaintance asking for a favor, a coworker asking to trade shifts, boss wanting you to work overtime, etc): *vague but friendly smile* Why do you ask?

Person: Well I wanted to know if....

Very useful shortcut/cheatcode