Squid Game + The Onion 1 | 2

whitaker eating ube baked goods w santos. that's it.

ready for the trinity santos and dennis whitaker bestfriendship of all time on levels that no one else can comprehend. i need them to walk into the next season arguing about how trinity broke the coffee machine in the one singular way where it's unfixable. need dennis to talk about how someone tried to break into the apartment and trinity broke their arm in five places. they watch shitty medical dramas together and get genuinely angry at inaccuracies and use said inaccuracies to quiz each other. trinity took no less than 100 pictures on dennis's residency match day. dennis tells trinity that he's survived multiple tornadoes and her only reaction was calling him a loser because he's never been stormchasing. this isn't even all the thoughts i've had and i finished the finale 15 minutes ago

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ao3 (empty, for now)

cleave.txt - all of my (original) posts pencil shavings - writing edited file - edits ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ i'm currently hyperfixated on squid game and the pitt.

Why is the pride of Ssang-mun Dong, the great Doo Sang-woo of SNU, here? Rolling around in this shit hole with a dimwit like me?

santos' drunkenly revealing to (equally drunk) whitaker those parts of her past. and for a moment, she just studies him. expecting him to get a little sad, maybe. unintentionally pitying. tell her he's sorry that happened. but he's just sitting there, staring at the wall. and when he opens his mouth, it's this pure, raw anger that she wasn't even sure he was capable of. it's low and shaky and she can't find herself a voice to interrupt him because what the fuck was even happening right now? the morning after, he's making breakfast and two prairie oysters before santos even wakes. they don't mention it again.

john wells behind the camera: MORE DYKES!!! WE NEED MORE DYKES IN HERE!!!!!

His ass likes going to prison

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squid game + the onion 1 | 2

still can’t believe santos and whitaker are roommates, like it’s a thing that’s actually going to happen and there will definitely be a scene where they call each other trinity and dennis. it feels like something a writer on ao3 would come up with but its actually a bunch of writers maximizing their joint tv vet realness.