What They Don’t Tell You About Pursuing A New Interest Is You Have To Learn So Many New Acronyms

THE PITT 1.08 • 2:00 P.M.

never let me cook again

Any Sangwoo headcanons?👉🏻👈🏻

SANG-WOO?? ABSOLUTELY. MILLIONS. BILLIONS EVEN. i’m genuinely so glad i get this opportunity to talk abt him bc i feel kinda icky irl rn 😔

sang-woo HATES being late to things. being overly late to a function gives him a nauseous feeling (same)

he plays sudoku and he would ABSOLUTELY play other nytimes games.

he briefly tried contacts but he hated how they felt in his eyes so he gave them up

he would refuse to go to therapy because he sees it as wasted time in which he could be working instead.

his mother’s name is jang hye-ji

he regularly suffers from headaches/migraines. he also probably knocks himself out with ibuprofen.

PANICS when he’s sick. thinks he’s doomed, even when he’s got something small like a cold. partially because being sick makes him feel like he’s taking unnecessary time off and he’ll fall behind, but also because the sickness fucks with his head and makes him super delirious.

extremely good at locking tf in and not getting distracted when it comes to work. will literally eliminate any distractions. (that's why he and gi-hun lost contact. /j)

has to drink insane amounts of water after waking up otherwise his throat will be usually a pain in the ass all day. that's what smoking all FUCKING day and attempting suicide by carbon monoxide will do to you. hoe /aff

likes chocolate (milk and dark) but fucking hates white chocolate. (same. that is just pure projection) he likes his chocolate INSANELY bitter though.

not too much of a sweet tooth. too much sugar makes him sick. prefers umami and bitter foods.

(free this man from the clutches of chainsmoking please. how is he not dead.)

why are we sleeping on sang-woo’s puppy dog eyes. HELLO????

i’m gonna do it. PATHETIC MAN ALERT 🚨

Who's off the island so far?:

-the salesman

-myung-gi/player 333

-hwang in-ho/the frontman

-Kang no-eul/guard 11

-Kim Jun-hee/player 222

you might not be her father, but you were someone's

the unfortunate thing about the second season being 10 months into the future is that we'll never see a bit where javadi gets to private investigator levels of nosy about why santos and whitaker are Like That and concludes they are dating. and when she tells them this, they both look at her like she's killed their childhood pets.

THE PITT (2025-)

@tinkerbelldetective requested Dennis Whitaker

Apparently the Squid Game director made the cast test out the pentathlon game to figure out the right time limit, and now all I can picture is a cursed behind-the-scenes AU where Inho is like:

“Circle guards, we’re playtesting. Mask up. Game time.”

So now you’ve got a bunch of poor exhausted guards, who thought today was just gonna be corpse disposal and trauma, suddenly lined up for Red Light, Green Light like it’s gym class. And then Inho shows up—fully masked, trench coat flapping in the wind like some kind of dystopian PE teacher—and joins the game.

He’s doing everything with them, completely dead serious. They’re crawling through the honeycomb challenge and Inho’s right there, carving his shape with surgeon-level precision, muttering “Inconsistent sugar texture. We need a 12.3% longer boil.” like it’s a bomb diffusal exercise.