Latest Posts by coded-pup - Page 2

BPD goes brrr when it comes to developing crushes in everyone I met— insane

Why the hell don’t I have a boyfriend rn? ☹️

Okay 😋🫶🏽 !!

i need 2 kiss a man so bad. qhat the fuck

Anyways me /nsrs ?

I MEAN AHEM — :3

i need 2 kiss a man so bad. qhat the fuck

🕯️.

🕯️boyfriend ritual🕯️

🕯️.

Rlly trying to manifest a boy to be obsessed with my every being rn ,,

Since I’m being held hostage with a gun to my head being forced to show you guys this dog, take a look at my friends Rat. It’s a very aesthetic rat, don’t you think?

@strvberry-clvt <— said friend

bro tf u mean ur experience smoking im the stoner friend>:0/j/nm

Bro, gtfo out of my anon asks, i WILL show up at your house and maul you to death. /j /lh

You can be the stoner friend, I’m good— i don’t Want that title.

i can torture u here too now>:3

HWHDOSM WHAT

HELP, I REBLOGGED IT ON THE WRONG TUMBLR ACC!! LMAO (anyways, you’re still cheating on me. I thought we were catboy and dogboy ): /lh /j?? )

A DOGBOY AND A CATBOY CAN AND SHOULD FALL IN LOVE I THINK 👍🏽

Update guys : I really love men. Men are great. Men are love. Men are life. I love men so much, dude. If you see this men, you are loved !!

Y’know Guys, I would rlly like a boyfriend. Like, is it obvious yet??

When will I have the Snuuy to my Bagel ):

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

BOYFRIEND WHEN!?

We shld be boyfriends giggling

Alright, come into my DMs then— like 🤨

Hi, Any of you big,, strong,, and very handsome men,, wanna like,, do super romantic stuff together while not being romantically involved *winks*

Which boy wanna spend the holidays or anything else on a vc?? We can chat and play games :3c

literally i am. dyinf.... a boyfriendless existence ess ehm aych

Hey anon, Wanna be the peanut butter to my jelly?? 🫶🏽 /nsrs

(Also, #relatable)

this is probably like. a really weird ask but. how does one get a boyfriend i am SCREAMING the world is so homophobic

You see, my dear anon!! Do you know what rizz is? Do you know how to slow mo your way into a man’s heart?

(I actually have no idea, why does the world not want me/ us ?? to have boyfriends aaaaaaaa)

The best advice I honestly have for you is to take it slow and have good communication !!

VENT :

I am literally.. so lonely, dude. I feel so alone. I feel like nobody wants me, everyone hates me. Who would love me?

I’m ugly, fat, weird.. they have every reason to never like me. I just want someone who’ll love me for who i am and won’t judge me.

I’m becoming desperate knowing damn well, I’m not mentally ready for a relationship. I just. Want to love someone and I want someone to love me. Is that too much to ask for? ..

Pssst, who wants to be a QPR polycule fr *Blinks eyes cutely*

I love being aroace :3 /pos

Boys who will text me a lot And Call me whenever, Boys who Call You petnames and/or get flustered at you calling them petnames, boys who will let you infodump and vice versa, boys who will love you for who you rlly are and won’t leave you for a stupid reason… where you at? Fr? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

BOYS!? BOYYYYYYYSSSSSSS !!!!!!

Gonna blow the world up with a nuclear bomb if i don’t Find a relationship Soon— /threat (/j)

Oh,, to vc with a boy,, ☹️

What if we fell in love and kissed?! Haha jkkkk!! Unless…

I Want to Call a Boy petnames omg,, we could vc and I’d call you mi amor and Love/Darling (my fav petnames fr)

GOING INSANE RN AABSKSAMMA

Lowkey. If someone Here has a crush on me or is interested, c’mere. Pspspspspspsp, You literally have a chance because I have no one else who likes me fr —

The urge to call a boy petnames and Flirt with them absinslsms It’s a Need, Not a Want.