I Will Forever Be Salty That When Geralt Woke Up At The Beginning Of S3: EP8, Jaskier Wasn’t Asleep

Okay, this idea just came into my head and now it's like a plague that haunts my mind.

Imagine

The "Ipliers" and the "jse"'s are somehow all in one meeting place, it's a very rare moment where they are all there to discuss business or something else that is extremely important. One of them had brought snacks for everyone else (probably one of the "jse"'s), and they knew how much Mark likes Talkies. So they brought enough for all of the "Ipliers", so while everyone is talking business. They are also eating, so you can imagine the look of disgust and horror at the sight of all of the "Ipliers" 'eating' Talkies in the most horrific way.

The "Ipliers" have no idea why they are freaking out, so while they are trying to communicate every few seconds you can hear/see a Talkie dropping to the table. At this point, the "jse"'s are practically in TEARS. They end up just giving the "Ipliers" whatever they wanted, just so they would STOP and go away.

HE LEARNED THE SOONNNNGGGGG!!!!! RADOVID HEARD THAT ONCE!! NOW HE’S USING IT TO SERENADE JASKIER JUST AS HE DID TO HIM!!

“then take me here” AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

LMAO I LOVE THIS 😂😁

What a lovely young lady 😇🤩 just girlbossing around 💙

I’ve decided to start a series where I draw the cast of atla as silly little goobers, so I’m starting things off with Katara 🌊

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHOLTI SHLTOYO

DID THEY JUST CONFIRM PANSEXUEL JASKIER????

“I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous-”

This is such an amazing concept, I'm obsessed! Could you possibly make something about the reader's co-workers having to get them because the villains refuse to comply with anyone else?

So I’ve had this idea for a Disney Villains x reader for months now:

Disney, with their virtually limitless funds, have built a machine that creates, like, 3D printed holograms of their characters. Including the Villains. Instead of hiring people to dress as beloved characters for their theme parks, why not have the real things? This allows customers to enjoy a more “immersive” experience.

The reader is a new hire at the Disney parks. Nothing major, probably a ‘Jack of all trades’ type of employee. Some how, they end up interacting with the Disney Villains, and realizes that their more sentient than Disney has let on.

Reader quickly becomes one of the only employees that the Villains deem worthy of talking to, besides guests. And because of this, the higher ups at the park decide to make the reader the Disney Villains official”caretaker”

I’d love to explore this concept, if anyone else wants imagines or scenarios feel free to ask!

IKR!! It’s so annoying, especially because out of everyone in the show Jaskier has been one of (if not the only) positive influences on his life, and they won’t even acknowledge the impact his relationship with Gertalt has had on him!

the thing i have the biggest beef with in the witcher netflix is the fact that the writers seem to. like. not like jaskier. like they make geralt be a dick to him “i’m not your friend” and then have geralt turn around and be friendly and affectionate with loads of other characters. moussack “old friend”, that flashback with eskel, “you’re important to me, triss” why can’t we get this same energy with jaskier. begging for a proper apology in season 3 that jaskier doesn’t have to basically fish out of geralt my dude deserves better

OHMY GOB I LOVE HIM SO MUCCHHHHH!!! AWWWEEEEEEEHEEE

hey kiddos lets not dox ourselves like imbeciles on the internetz okay? ^_^

LMAOOOOOO