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I LIVE FOR STUFF LIKE THIS LMAO

Can't take them ANYWHERE smh

I think the dynamic where Nightmare's kinda like a father figure to them is kinda funny, like it makes sense since bro's fuckin ANCIENT and he kinda gives me old man vibes sometimes

Axe is being the best, just nappin not causin problems, we love him :3

Eepy

THIS IS AMAZING LMAO

oops, wrong protagonist

I'm about to turn the age Snape was when he died and there's so much to do still, so many things to experience. And I haven't really given away 17 years in service to Dumbledore to repent for my great mistake, so... the man really didn't live, did he? I know he isn't real, but I still feel the waste and that we can't let our real lives pass us by.

And I owe him my life in a very real sense. Especially specific precious aspects of it.

So I really, really, appreciate the sacrifice. If I ever meet someone even a little like you, Sev, I hope I'll lighten their load.

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS THATS SO FUNNY

hey listen man, all im saying is that dean said to cas one, bert and ernie are gay, and two, you are not going to die a virgin, and then simply walked off with no further explanation. and cas followed him. and then, one car ride later, cas expressed surprise at dean having brought him to a brothel. that is not what he thought was happening

LMAO I LOVE THIS 😂😁

What a lovely young lady 😇🤩 just girlbossing around 💙

I’ve decided to start a series where I draw the cast of atla as silly little goobers, so I’m starting things off with Katara 🌊

I need help deciding between Jane's last name for my rewrite, please tell me what you think!

Currently working on finalizing the summary for my version of Jane's story and decided to draw Jane pre-accident, let me know what you guys think!

This is such a cool idea/concept, I would love to see more!

a major plot point or like the entire thing about my au is just the creeps moving on and having their own character arcs throughout the years and finally heal from their past trauma

(rest is me rambling about my au...u don't have to read if u don't wanna its pretty long)

Jeff's arc is big on him finding his brother and coming to terms with what really happened. jeff is so incredibly stubborn and a big (very) egotistical. he finds it hard to open up and after what happened he feels that there's no point opening up anyway bc he's literally a famous asshole serial killer who's messed up SO many people's lives. another big thing about his arc is just owning up to his actions and apologizing to the people he's hurt. for example, nina. he led her on, treated her terribly for no reason, and was overall just an asshole. after they get into an argument he'll eventually apologize bc like he didn't HATE nina, he's was and prob still is in a terrible mindset and copes in such unhealthy ways. IDK OK I'm rambling but my point is he does eventually apologize to nina not because he needs her or like wants to use her again. he apologizes because he genuinely misses her and BOOM they become besties again after jeff properly apologizes and ya. BUT basically jeff's arc is him finally finding liu after all these years and yeah he apologizes to all the people he hurt (or the IMPORTANT ones) like nina, liu, and EVENTUALLY... jane. but that's WAY into the future (besides nina) he's way too full of himself to apologize now.

Nina's arc is her getting over JEFF. her love for Jeff began when she met him. she already admired him, but he turned into a full on crush. he did lead her on, and it hurt her a lot. shed spent tons of nights alone when jeff was supposed to be sleeping next to her, and she just felt so lonely, especially since jeff was so neglectful. She talks to clockwork about it and they help her realize her self worth and comforts her (she's terrible at it). Nina starts hanging out with Nat and toby more often, and it makes her feel SO much better about herself. Eventually she does get fed up of jeffs bs and they get into an argument and nina decides to leave. she kicks him out of her apartment and she doesn't let him come back. (she does....when he apologizes.....) She eventually learns to love herself and realize she doesn't need a stinky man's validation. Theres also a bit of her coming to terms with her own trauma, but I haven't fully fleshed that part out yet.

BEN's arc is probably my favorite. he's lost all his memories of his past life, and now after he accidentally found out he's NOT just a computer AI program, he decides to take it on himself to find out who his family was, how his life was, and how he died. I wont say as much bc I want to keep it a surprise, but in summary it fucks him up LMAO

ok that's it. OBVIOUSLY the rest of the creeps are healing as well BUT I have not fleshed out their stories yet...oops. so its just three for now. Except MUCH more stuff about the trio bc I love them with my all.. if u have any questions feel free to ask :3

Fixed up Jane's look! I think this is going to be my *mostly* official outfit for her, but it may change in the future!

Let me know if you have any suggestions for what to add, but keep in mind that I'm aiming for realistic movability!

Since I've seen a bunch of you having a growing interest in my version of Jane, I thought I'd give a few facts about Jane that change from in her story in the original!

Jane is based on K. Banning Kellum's version of the story. Which if you haven't read, you definitely should.

Similarly to Jeff not killing his brother at the end of that story, he never kills Jane's parents.

Jane is closer to Liu than Jeff

Jane would regularly visit Jeff in the hospital after the accident

Jane listens to true crime podcasts

Jane is shot with a flare gun while trying to protect Jeff from being shot by Randy (again)

She doesn't pass out every three seconds like in the original!

And that's about it for now, I have a lot more already detailed and summarized but I'm not going to include it here. I'll make sure to keep you all updated on her story as I write it!

Finally finished the first designs for my version of Jane the Killer! Currently working on her story, if you are interested at all, please let me know!

Finally finished the first designs for my version of Jane the Killer! Currently working on her story, if you are interested at all, please let me know!

GUYS HOLY SHIT WE COULD HAVE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE LEGO SET!!

GO SUPPORT IT!!

https://ideas.lego.com/projects/7978e24e-da6a-4499-9646-4db82966cc87

I would die for this man.

this is the guy they made video games for. literally nobody else

FACTS

hello fandom enjoyer can you explain to me why youve decided the caring and generally kind-hearted male character is a trans man. answer quickly and dont include "because of the vibes" or else the saw trap goes off

I think this is my new favorite thing, I don't have the words. Oh my god.

I’ve been meaning to draw Alastor and his furby organ because, let’s be honest, it’s one of the best tidbits of canon that Vivziepop has said about him.

JD dated the other one, didn't he? 😭😭

Brozone meet Yodelers (1/?)

hey kiddos lets not dox ourselves like imbeciles on the internetz okay? ^_^

Guys I think I just saw Dean and Sam Winchester 🤭🤭

Sokka, what are you doing in my Haiku death match?

Second video up now!

https://youtu.be/u0SBNs1fH_4?si=InBCpJA2dwjru8Sa

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!

First episode!

https://youtu.be/GQxhx5i2Nr4?si=4r1L31tU4AoPPlEn

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!

In honor of Creepypasta day I've released the first episode of my new Slenderverse ARG (yes I know they are two very different things), it's called "ShootTheMessenger" on YouTube. The series will follow a victim of the Slenderman who now works for him, showing the often seen tropes of stalking, planting personal items, etc. And as the series goes on, I plan to turn the story into its own thing! I hope whoever reads this has an amazing day, and remember to check it out when you have the chance!

I WILL BUY THIS. GIMMIE!!

Sighs -> picks up phone -> “prismo body pillow when” “I need a prismo body pillow” “how much for a prismo body pillow”-> sighs again -> picks up tablet

Soon… wip (smirk)

Maybe I shouldn’t have put it in your heads, MAYBE I’m a bad influence. I don’t care; BODY PILLOW!

THAT'S SO COOL!! I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!

When talking about the distinction between Simon Petrikov and the Ice King,  it’s important to remember that originally, the Crown wasn’t trying to turn Simon into Ice King -

It was trying to turn him into this guy.

At the time, the Ice Crown - or rather the Wishing Crown - was programmed with Gunther’s wish to become Evergreen. So everything related to making the current wearer like Evergreen is a very direct result of the Crown’s Magic. The physical changes -

And the obsession with the name ‘Gunther’ -

And maybe some of the irritability and anger issues -

That is something the Crown is very directly forcing unto its current wielder. 

But everything else?

Ice King, personality-wise, was not much like Evergreen at all, or even like Gunther's view of him. And Ice Finn of the Farmworld Universe was also pretty different from the both of them.

At the time, I remember people assumed Ice Finn’s behavior is more indicative of what the Crown is actually trying to do with its wielders. That Ice King is so different because of Simon’s subconscious resistance against the Crown - while Finn’s much younger and dumber brain is a lot susceptible to the Curse’s influence to become some sort of mad world-conquering emperor of ice and snow. 

But, with the context of the Crown’s actual backstory. That doesn’t seem very likely anymore. I think what’s actually happening there is that the Crown is just trying to make its wielder an Ice Wizard on par with Evergreen (who was the Actual Goddam Ice Elemental) and that means pumping the wielder’s brain so full of Magic, Madness and Sadness to a level that is bound to overwhelm anyone.

And Simon’s and Farmworld Finn’s very different behaviors after putting on the crown is indicative, more than anything, of how their psyche reacts to Madness and Sadness in general. You know, Finn has a very proactive and kinda aggressive personality - and you add Crown-induced-Madness-and-Sadness and a compulsion to use Ice Magic as much as possible and you get all of…. this 

Meanwhile, for Simon, the compulsions of the Crown originally filtered exclusively via the language of protection 

As his madness always manifested as romantic obsession 

And using goofy humor to try and deny the pain he’s going through 

Because that’s how Simon’s mind specifically reacts to being flooded with so much Madness and Sadness.

That’s why there’s so many parallels between Ice King and the sort of mistakes and screwed-up stuff Simon does right now! He’s even kidnapping people again!

Because the Madness and Sadness of Ice King might’ve been induced by the Crown, but now Simon has plenty of personal home-grown Madness and Sadness inside him - and it’s no surprise that Curse-Induced or not, his mind reacts to it in a sorta-similar way. (Although obviously not as intensely, again, there was a LOT of MMS in the Ice Crown).

Now as for Ice Thing, and the fact that he seems to be actually rather well-adjusted under effects of his version of the Wishing Crown. I mean... not by the time of the 1000+ Era, but that’s literally eons in the future and also maybe more Gibbon’s fault. Even if the Crown will eventually take some sort of toll on him, for now he seems to be doing pretty well considering his wish. I mean, there's still some sort of Loss of Identity stuff going on

But everything we've seen of Ice Thing (in the present day, at least) shows him as a friendly and cheerful individual that gets along well with others. A far cry from how maladjusted every single wielder of the Ice Crown acted.

At the very least, if there's any notable amount of Sadness in him, we really haven't seen it yet.

There might be several factors here:

First things first, I should acknowledge the possibility that it’s just that Orgalorg’s eldritch brain is better at intaking all that MMS juice. That could play a part, but I think it’s probably more important, at least thematically, to look at the distinction between ‘I wish to be Evergreen’ and ‘I wish to be Ice King’. 

First in the sense that while Ice King was occasionally mean to Gunter at times - he was generally much kinder than Evergreen ever was for ‘his’ Gunther. So, like, pretty much the one Personality Flaw of Ice King that you can directly link to the Ice Crown’s attempt to mimic Evergreen is the occasional anger issues.

And how they relate to Gunther’s view of Evergreen, so grumpy and controlling and constantly saying ‘NO!’

(Both Finn and Simon’s demonstrable not-crown-induced trauma responses can make them pretty short-tempered as well. So I’m not going to say this is purely the effects of the Crown. It still probably plays some sort of factor at why the wielder of the Ice Crown is Like That).

And that is not a factor in how Gunter views Ice King. For him, Ice King was a doting and loving father figure - so if the Crown was ever trying to implement any sort of specific negative personality traits, this is absolutely no longer a factor. Because the original Ice Crown was a reflection of Evergreen’s abuse, and now Ice Thing is a reflection of Ice King’s fatherly love.

Which is, itself, probably an echo or remnant of Simon’s own strong parental instincts. 

Secondly, while the Crown was trying to make the Ice King just as powerful as Evergreen…. Ice King was obviously not as powerful as Evergreen. Because he was already a second-rate copy of the Ice Elemental’s power, and because Ice King was often just too doofy to use his powers correctly and probably because some remnant of Simon’s original sensible self is subconsciously holding his powers back.

Either way, being ‘like Ice King’ as Gunter sees him requires less Magic than being ‘like Evergreen’ as Gunther saw him - and therefore less Madness and Sadness. Leading to the wearer or, um, the eater being a lot more well-adjusted from the get-go.

And I think that the implication that Ice Thing has fused with the Crown, so there's never going to be another poor sap who puts on the Crown and gets Ice King'd. But if there is one somehow... at least the process is going to be less mentally detrimental that time around?

Maybe one day Simon could look back and appreciate how much he (or Ice King, or both of them, or however you want to look at the situation) is responsible for basically neutralizing the Crown that ruined his life in the first place.

OHMY GOB I LOVE HIM SO MUCCHHHHH!!! AWWWEEEEEEEHEEE

As an empath I can confirm this, they do have fish in the Torah.

as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

This is such an amazing concept, I'm obsessed! Could you possibly make something about the reader's co-workers having to get them because the villains refuse to comply with anyone else?

So I’ve had this idea for a Disney Villains x reader for months now:

Disney, with their virtually limitless funds, have built a machine that creates, like, 3D printed holograms of their characters. Including the Villains. Instead of hiring people to dress as beloved characters for their theme parks, why not have the real things? This allows customers to enjoy a more “immersive” experience.

The reader is a new hire at the Disney parks. Nothing major, probably a ‘Jack of all trades’ type of employee. Some how, they end up interacting with the Disney Villains, and realizes that their more sentient than Disney has let on.

Reader quickly becomes one of the only employees that the Villains deem worthy of talking to, besides guests. And because of this, the higher ups at the park decide to make the reader the Disney Villains official”caretaker”

I’d love to explore this concept, if anyone else wants imagines or scenarios feel free to ask!

HEY EVERYONE!! Come and help out with this fundraiser, every penny counts. Please, they need all the help they can get!

https://gofund.me/9bd4b6c0

LMAOOO YESSS!!! IT’S PERFECT!!

... They're gonna start an "angelic exes" knitting club

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making sure everyone sees this!

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