might start listening to the og just roll with it campaign
when you cast abortion the fetus has to do a dex saving throw
i think velrisa greyrock bit people as a kid. like not in the cutesy lilo and stitch playfighting way or in a glamorizing way- i think she lost her first tooth in a fight. and i think she lost that fight, i think she never stood a chance in it- she was a little girl branded a monster and therefore a heretic. and i think when she peeled herself out of the afterforge dirt and came home, she didn’t tell ander who did it, no matter how much he asked. i think she woke up the next morning to the sharp point of a fang growing out of the hole where her incisor once was. i think velrisa greyrock, disowned by the age of five, woke up with a black eye and scraped knees; and i think she must have known her fangs were her goddess saying get up, my champion.
i just saw your rb tags on the schizospectrum post and I’m sending my thoughts as an ask because i didn’t want to clog that persons reblog </3
but both the vengolor brothers have storylines that are SOOOO neurodivergent coded, what originally drew me into fated was the fact that br’aad is blatantly autistic and I could relate so much to the way he interacted with the party and was received by them
consider the vengolors neuros DIVERGED !!!!
side note more people should make characters schizospec. just for shits and also because everybody loves us forever
GOOD MORNING BRAAD VENGOLOR NATION HOW ARE WE DOING!!!!!
the trouble with practicing mindfulness and healing emotionally and getting a job and trying to be more present in my life means that my fics all suck right now. i’m not even writing the sex parts. if i can get a job in the dish pit somewhere maybe this will change and i will astral project into storytelling while my fingers get pruny.
dilfs should fuck each other, solving the problem for themselves and enabling eeven more unrequited lust from freaks on tumblr dot com
dilfs are sexy but age gaps are bad which implies that the only morally correct dynamic with an older man is unrequited lust. discuss
Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok
im gonna start a charity that will pair every “i hate small talk, tell me something deep” man with a homeless or elderly person who doesn’t often get a chance to talk with people. them mfs do not mess around. today a man told me that i had received 11 thousand blessings in the span of my lifetime without knowing my fucking name. and do you wanna know what? kevin was right. i have.
I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour
I am shaking with rage.
After my many unpleasant encounters with women these past few days (anon hate, mother being a pest) I updated my DNI to include women. I take my DNI very seriously and expect people offline to respect my boundaries as well. Naturally, the females in real life have been making this Incredibly. Fucking. Difficult. Fine, I will simply find more Males and Non Binaries to follow on tumblr and continue blogging in my female-free space to avoid their complaining and their feminism. I begin to scroll through the blogs of people I am following to see if the people they reblog from are not pesky women, so that I may follow those people as well.
When lo and behold, I see an intruiging post on one such blog about vultures (death and all things related to it captivate my twisted mind). I see it was reblogged from someone who, in their description, refers to themselves as a "Mr. Strange." I am delighted to find a male, and even more delighted to find someone with a strange and dark mind similar to my own. I scroll for a bit and. What's this? A screenshot with a youtube channel, the same name as this tumblr user.
The screenshot contains a Woman, but I assume this to be a guest on Mr. Strange's channel, at best. Certainly not a fellow host, and certainly not Mr. Strange himself.
I venture to the Youtube Channel. The female is on every thumbnail. My hands close into fists. Right before I fly into a rage, I remember a crucial piece of information: The Transgenders! This is clearly just a Transgender Male who dresses in a feminine manner. Why else would this person go by Mr. Strange? I smile to myself, relieved. I'm sorry, Mr. Strange for mistaking you for a female.
I was mistaken. After many confusing videos and video titles, I realize that Mr. Strange is not their name. It is a joke. A mockery of us men. I have been unknowinly watching. A woman. For hours. I am so enraged, and I am lucky that my boyfriends (K and J) are here to calm me down or I would go dark mode fucking permanently. Men, be warned: the woman's account is Strange Aeons. If you see a "Mr. Strange," remind yourself: A WOMAN.
I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.
gxd i wish i liked jrwi mountain’s plotline a little more because i miss the aggressively 21st century Bro energy that bizly consistently brought to the table as him. i am convinced somewhere at like. fucking FSU they have a 5’0 legacy frat president who spends 90% of his day shirtless and drunk and still somehow is crushing a wrestling scholarship, and bizly looked at him, dapped him up, and went “guys i have a character idea.”
one day i'll actually start posting my fic but today is probably not that day
anyways on a bit of a roll art-wise so have this dumb doodle
one day i'll actually start posting my fic but today is probably not that day
anyways on a bit of a roll art-wise so have this dumb doodle
I never know how to promo my fics—but !!! for my folks who miss bitb i have the first chapter of a 10k word 3 + 1 going up on ao3 tomorrow for multiamory march :]
as a psa
-i’m in the middle of changing my major and getting a new job
-my usual beta reader is in the middle of a compsci degree and busy as hell
-my other beta reader is about to give up romance/porno for lent
expect a little over 35k words of scythebelts as soon as college takes it’s boot off my neck- or, more likely, expect it with the end of lent and the return of our lord and savior jesus christ, on easter sunday.
19 is such an unromantic age for spring. in winter it’s all well and good, it serves like an overcoat and scarf. it coats all embarrassment about who you are in a thick layer of frost and ennui- so what if i’m boring. winter serves as a modifier to the shame of being boring while young. it’s winter, i’m 19, light my cigarette about it. but in spring? and, god forbid, summer? it seems almost chaste, as a number. to be 18 in summer was monumental, a symbol of incredible, defining freedom, a maidenhead and a maiden voyage all at once, even if i knew as i was 18 that it was humiliating to be 18. but 19? in spring? that winter ennui is remaining even now that the frosts are melting. how horrifically embarrassing it is to be 19 in spring! hustler and virgin all in one. i don’t even like good music.
as a psa
-i’m in the middle of changing my major and getting a new job
-my usual beta reader is in the middle of a compsci degree and busy as hell
-my other beta reader is about to give up romance/porno for lent
expect a little over 35k words of scythebelts as soon as college takes it’s boot off my neck- or, more likely, expect it with the end of lent and the return of our lord and savior jesus christ, on easter sunday.
a velrisa i made today !
“i hold on with my stone-strong ass.”
“i reach up and slap his ass.”
“it’s rock hard and there’s no jiggle.”
-br’aad and taxi, episode 10
wonderful art @abbagine made during our jerwee Fated watch today, for the love of god get this man a belt
EDIT: they added more
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this is so random for my blog but like. i am going to remove the respectability politics from myself and those around me with a pairing knife if it kills me. this goes both directions. no i do not care if the homeless person in this shelter trashed the bathroom while using. it pisses me off but closing that bathroom doesn’t provide them a safer place to use and it means nobody else can take a piss. where can we let them use instead? no i do not care if that baby gay is snobby and rude and standoffish. i was snobby and rude and standoffish and it was because i felt desperately unheard. how do we let them know that behavior doesn’t serve them? i do not care if the guy in line with me at the community kitchen voted red. my anger will not feed either of us. how do i help us both eat tonight?