A text I never expected to receive from my mother
Peridot stars in her own Dove commercial! đ
https://www.facebook.com/StevenUniverse/videos/311748926306371/
Eddie: The house is a disaster. We need to clean.
Venom: Who's coming over?
Eddie: No one. We're cleaning for us.
Venom: But we already know we live like this.
Eddie: ew a parasite
Venom: ew a depressed piece of shit
Eddie:
Reblog if you can hear this image
writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.
tumblr: oh! so heâs gay!
writer: uhâŚno, heâs attracted to women.
tumblr: âŚ.so heâs bi!
writer: uhhâŚnoâŚâŚ.he loves his guy friends but heâs not romantically/sexually attracted to them.
tumblr: âŚ.so youâre homophobic.
writer:
my favorite Millennial Thing⢠is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly itâs a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think itâs one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the worldâs collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we arenât going to use it.
WHEN THE DRAWING STILL LOOKS GOOD THE NEXT MORNING
when guys are like âgirls over [relatively low weight] shouldnât wear [revealing article of clothing]â a lot of the time they are trying to get women above that weight to say âOH REALLY?â and post a picture of themselves looking good in that article of clothing. Itâs a creepy power play designed to prey on both womenâs confidence and their insecurities and trick them into posting revealing pictures of themselves for the sexual gratification of men who they otherwise wouldnât have given the time of day. Itâs a sleazy pick-up artist tactic. Itâs negging. When you see an all-too-common post thatâs like âbigger girls shouldnât wear bikinisâ and the response is him getting âownedâ because a woman replied with pictures of herself looking beautiful, heâs not getting owned at all, heâs getting exactly the result he was hoping for. Theyâre basically saying âYou sure showed me by sending me, a huge sexist creep, a picture of yourself in a bikini! PLEASE donât send me nudes, I donât know if I could take the humiliation!â
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and itâs honestly a waste that my entire life isnât constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
Why are customers stupid as fuck
One last spot at number one before everything ends.
Peter:Â Whomstâdâve consumed my ice juice
Tony: should i call the exorcist
Shuri:Â I hath consumed the ocean sauce
Stephen: call the exorcist
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âFor Just One Day Letâs Only Think About (Love)â, from âReunitedâ! Lyrics below:
[Steven]: Mom was a Diamond who invaded Earth, saw itâs beauty, and itâs worth Mom made an army and she fought herself Did that even end up mattering when she faked her own shattering? Mom lived in hiding, by the name of Rose with the friends she made, and the form she chose Now, all thatâs left of her exists in me, and I think that we can all agree that is a little bit upsetting Iâd rather think aboutâŚa wedding!
Letâs think about cake! Letâs think about flowers! Letâs think about dressing up and dancing around for hours! Thereâs an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, letâs only think about love!
[Ruby]: Okay Sapphire! I gotta get dressed up for my big day now, so no peeking! And no future vision either!
[Sapphire]: *laughs* Okay!
[Pearl]: Oh Steven, I just wish I couldâve said something sooner about Rose, and Pink.
[Steven (Pearl)]: We could think about lies that we told in the past, we could think about hurt feelings and how long they can last (??? move on) We could think about hope, (Hope?) you know Iâve been hopinâ (About what?) that everythingâs better now that everythingâs out in the open! [âŚ] Bismuth, is that what youâre wearing to the wedding?
[Bismuth]: Itâs the nicest thing I own.
[Steven]: Lookinâ sharp! [âŚ] We could think about flowers, we could think about cake! We could think about wonderful promises we have the power to make! Thereâs an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, letâs only think about love!
[Amethyst]: Maybe I shouldnât have picked up roses, might be a littleâŚcontroversial.
[Steven]: We could all rethink how we feel about Rose when it comes to Pink and the things that she did and the past, I suppose Or we could both feel better! and we could think about how! and we could think about us, or, we could think about now!
[Amethyst]: ??? weâre gonna need something else
[Steven]: No worries, Peridotâs gathering more flowers right now! Iâll go get âem! *humming* but for just one day letâs only think about- [âŚ] Peridot?
[Peridot]: What if Lapis was right? Sooner or later the Diamonds are gonna come for the Cluster. Weâre all gonna die here.
[Steven]: We could think about war, we could think about fighting, we could think about long-lost friends we wish we were inviting We could think about the broken gems in the Cluster at the planetâs core, or we could think about the bubble we made so that they canât be hurt so that they canât be hurt anymore! We could think about joy! We could think about pain! We could think about sunshine! We could think about rain! Thereâs an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, letâs only think about- [All besides Steven]: Just one day, letâs only think about! [All]: Just one day, letâs only think about [Steven]: Love
Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earthâs resources.
We are reopening our store to sell remaining misprinted copies! These copies only have a small variation in the cover art, otherwise all internal pages are identical to the original book. Our books are currently in stock, so any purchases of the sole zine will be able to ship out immediately.Â
We will also be opening a PREORDER option for a postcard set!Â
Postcard bundle includes:
-2018 Look Book
-Postcard set containing 7 different postcards!
Preorder period will run from May 24 - June 15th.Â
LINK TO STORE:Â voltronlookbook.bigcartel.com
STORE WILL BE OPEN 5/24 - 6/15!
If you have siblings you can feel the pain ;-;
Here you go, guys: a comprehensive reference sheet for the whole Famethyst. You know what to do.
Tony and Peterâs last scene together in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Iâm sorry.
The Best Lines From Infinity War (SPOILERS)
âYou really are the worst, brother.â
âWe have a Hulk.â
âYou will never be a god.â
âTony, you lost another super bot.â
âBroke up? Like a band. Like the Beatles.â
âDude, youâre embarrassing me in front of the wizard.â
âWong, youâre invited to my wedding.â
âI shouldâve stayed on the bus.â
âHeâs not a dude. Youâre a dude. He is a man.â
âWho are you kidding Quill? You are one sandwich away from fat.â
âLike Kevin Bacon.â
âWhy does someone always have to die in this scenario.â
âDamn it.â
âI know someone.â
âYouâve ever seen this really old movie Aliens?â
âI never taught you how to lie thatâs why you are so bad at it.â
âYes, they taught it on Asgard. It was an elective.ââ
âThank you sweet rabbit.â
âI do not want to hear another pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip.â
âIâll do you one better why is Gamora?â
âGet this man a shield!â
âIâm sorry little one.â
âOnly if I die.â
âYou guys are so screwed!â
âThis is a friend of mine the tree.â
âWhy was she up there all this time?â
âSheâs not alone.â
âI donât want to go.â
Avengers: Infinity War Cast Sings âThe Marvel Bunchâ
This is so cute I'm cryung
A smol awoo
Open a bank account or get a credit card without signed permission from her father or hr husband.
Serve on a jury - because it might inconvenience the family not to have the woman at home being her husbandâs helpmate.
Obtain any form of birth control without her husbandâs permission. You had to be married, and your hub and had to agree to postpone having children.
Get an Ivy League education. Ivy League schools were menâs colleges ntil the 70â˛s and 80â˛s. When they opened their doors to women it was agree that women went there for their MRS. Degee.
Experience equality in the workplace: Kennedyâs Commission on the Status of Women produced a report in 1963 that revealed, among other things, that women earned 59 cents for every dollar that men earned and were kept out of the more lucrative professional positions.
Keep her job if she was pregnant.Until the Pregnancy Discrimination Act in 1978, women were regularly fired from their workplace for being pregnant.
Refuse to have sex with her husband.The mid 70s saw most states recognize marital rape and in 1993 it became criminalized in all 50 states. Nevertheless, marital rape is still often treated differently to other forms of rape in some states even today.
Get a divorce with some degree of ease.Before the No Fault Divorce law in 1969, spouses had to show the faults of the other party, such as adultery, and could easily be overturned by recrimination.
Have a legal abortion in most states.The Roe v. Wade case in 1973 protected a womanâs right to abortion until viability.
Take legal action against workplace sexual harassment. According to The Week, the first time a court recognized office sexual harassment as grounds for legal action was in 1977.
Play college sports Title IX of the  Education Amendments of protects people from discrimination  based on sex in education programs or activities that receive Federal financial  assistance It was nt until this statute that colleges had teams for womenâs sports
Apply for menâs Jobs  The EEOC rules that sex-segregated help wanted ads in newspapers are illegal.  This ruling is upheld in 1973 by the Supreme Court, opening the way for women to apply for higher-paying jobs hitherto open only to men.
This is why we needed feminism - this is why we know that feminism works
In light of Gigi D.G. dismantling her photobucket account in light of not caring about it any more, I took it upon myself to collect some of her former comics from her hiimdaisy account and put them in an organized location.
I got these ones archived, at least:
Zak Gramayre is a jerk
The King of Hyrule is a Jerk
Letâs Destroy Metal Gear!
Letâs Destroy Metal Gear Again!
Letâs Destroy the Shagohod!
Letâs Destroy the Fox Unit!
Assorted Metal Gear Solid Bonus Comics
The Great Big Long Persona 4 Comic
Mother 3 Comics
Assorted Ace Attorney Comics
Ryojiventures
Professor Layton
Assorted Comics
Some of her older work is still missing, and if any of you have a good quality source for them, I would very much appreciate if you could link me to it.
The oldest Demo for âWhatâs the Use of Feeling (Blue)?â
I was so over the moon and so intimidated to write a song for the legendary Patti LuPone, words cannot describe! From here Aivi & Surasshu brought such an incredible otherworldly quality to this song⌠they helped me compose it at itâs earliest stages. Itâs so odd to me now to hear this prototype version with ukulele!
Please you must listen to the final here as well!!! https://soundcloud.com/aivisura/steven-universe-whats-the-use-of-feeling-blue
Thank you so much for watching!