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What everyone was thinking during this scene

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

ok, first off...

what kind of META-ass shit is this?😂

I told my dad I’d rather watch voltron than have a life and he said I’m a loser lmfao reblog if you’d rather watch voltron than be successful

Keith: *came home at 2am*

Krolia: *Turn her chair* Where were you?

Keith: I was training with Kolivan

Kolivan: *Also turn his chair* Try it again.

Keith: I was catching up with Shiro.

Shiro: *Also turn his chair* Want to try that again?

Keith: I was taking Cosmo out for a walk.

Cosmo: *Turn his chair* Woof.

Keith: Fuck.

~~~Meanwhile~~~

Lance: *came home at 2am*

Hunk: *Turn his chair* Where were you?

Lance: At Pidge's house.

Pidge: *Also turn her chair* Try that again.

Lance: I went out shopping with Veronica for some clothes.

Veronica: *Also turn from her chair* Want to try that again?

Lance: I was out with Allura.

Allura: *Also turn from her chair* Lance, we all know you were with Keith.

Lance: Shit.

When you start to watch the trailer but then it shows you Tony is lost in space

you know i’m right

*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*

Tony: *dying*

Steve: *crying*

Natasha: *worried*

Bruce: *hurting*

Thor: *mad*

Nebula: *sad*

Clint: *depressed*

The Fandom: *stressed*

Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!

getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could

This whole NSFW ban is a real scooter to the ankle

obama: *sees petition with 150,000 signatures* it looks like tumblr has to unban porn, comrades

Tumblr enforces new execution policy for horny on main, 2018, colorized.

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.

do you trust her

adora: can adora do THIS [lifts up cart with one hand]

glimmer:

ATTENTION:

reblog if you agree

Happy Halloween!

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

me: *thinks back to a childhood memory*

me: someone….. probably should have been a little worried

Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by throwing them $100 eyeshadow palettes in the pool or cuttin up a brand new lace wig you gon be pissed as hell, as you should be. It’s not cute, it’s abusive. And you need to fuckin stop

today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

Thor, wearing clout goggles and an oversized Supreme shirt: Yeet.

Peter:

Peter:

Thor: Spiderling, why are you crying?

I miss him

oh my gosh