Love this headcannon
-gay
Alex: I'm having a good day
Gwash: what did you do?
Alex: I'm not allowed to have a good day?
John: he stole Jefferson's Mac and cheese and now he's crying
Gwash:
Alex: heheheh....yaaaa
Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.
When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.
Diavolo pays millions in child support.
Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.
Pov: You are brought to the Devildom
It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨
Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao
(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)
No amount of super could star the whole in my heart
The glamrock Freddy enjoyers are Not Winning Today !!!
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this you?
Hey.
Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"
Well I do. Why'd you do that?
WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??
I sincerely do not remember-
anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut
i have a rant about ship names coming on Jan 2 so watch out for that lads
The second scene he was in they started relentlessly mocking him and he was literally just standing there like 🧍♂️
Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.
~I'm not trying my best, but I expect it~\Call Me By Your Pronouns/ |Fnaf... |Obey Me!,, Barbatos Spam Account|
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