Unrelated to my blog but If you went back to Rome times and took a picture of some roman dude with your smartphone you could tell them you were a lesser god and that you own there soul now and they would totally believe you
I can't look directly at this or I'll turn into a horny stone oops
Originally the SoloSim I was thinking of, but my patrons convinced me to tweak the idea a bit. The first time Solomon will provide a decent meal~
it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues
Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.
Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful
Mammon’s to much of a tsundere
Levi’s way to shy
Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)
Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms
Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway
Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad
Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb
Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler
Simon only asks when your alone
Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there
Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything
Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles
I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)
And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child
MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.
Diavolo's new sprite looking good
If you’re still into Hamilton please reblog!
Its kinda sad that Belphie's profile picture on everything is a pic of him when he was an angel like dang bro
Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language
Concerned boyfriend
Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?
The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?
Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?
It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down
Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-
I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?
To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)
So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry
(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)
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