Apparently My Favorite Genre Is “deeply Dysfunctional, Unintentional Found Family Of A Group Of Coworkers

Charlie: And I thought I was a gonner, but then John projected-

Noel: Hold on, who's John again?

Charlie: A fragment of an elder god who lives in Arthur's head.

Noel: Naturally.

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

this was the most malevolent core malevolent episode ive ever had the honor of listening to. men are murdered. arthur gets chased around. arthur falls into a pit. arthur is sick and dying. john gives him a pep talk. they fight off a monster together. they confess their undying love. they are given a SIDE QUEST!!

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

Sososososoooo curious about Hilltop Center. You’re telling me there’s a shop that steals teeth? A shop that burns people alive? A shop of antiques that buries people? A shop the magnus institute owns?? Is there also a shop that creates darkness, a shop that sells hunting supplies, a shop with walls of meat???? Hmmm????? Would you say that maybe there are around 13 or 14 stores that appear open sometimes?????? HMM???

Y'all. Why is bltchy Stolas so 🤌🔥

A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location