Sorry If I'm A Bit Off Everyone, A Loved One Received A Terminal Diagnosis Yesterday (Harlan Announced

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

arthur shitpost redraws to work out my jarthur design except i got carried away

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

fuck all that. in 2025 we are doing nothing

Chat do we think we'll ever get more of The Town Whispers or am I gonna have to just keep relistening

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.