People Need To Make More Fantasy Worlds Based On Weird Manifolds, We Have So Many Disk Worlds And Sphere

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

the transgender urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

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