Imagine:

Imagine:

Sherlock: So John. Let me get this straight, you are now pursuing a PhD in biotech.

John: (sweating) Yes. Yes I am.

Sherlock: (grabbing John’s shoulders and looking him in the eye) And you’re dating Tom Watson.

John: Y-yes.

Sherlock: You know, if you and Tom gee married and you take his last name, you’d be Mr. Watson.

Sherlock: (crazy laugh) And that means if you get a PhD- You’d be Dr. Watson.

Sherlock: (shaking John’s shoulders) ITS THE NARRATIVE JOHN, ITS AFTER ME, ITS AFTER ME-

Somewhat ooc but I feel like this would be his breaking point.

When Mycroft tells him his name is now Mycroft, I feel like he’ll [Sherlock] start crying and banging his fist on the table while Mycroft laughs like a maniac.

In fact, this Mycroft will start a gentleman’s club [maybe like a party club or something for the modern era] just to rub salt in the wound. It would be a popular club too.

Another addition: If we’re going by ‘fanon’ Sherlock Holmes, we can imagine that Sherlock’s parents adopt a girl…

EMOLA HOLMES

The narrative is inevitable

An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

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5 months ago

Everyday im on tumblr, everyday i find a sickass writing idea. I have the ability to write, I was given a story idea, I just can’t.

I don’t know. I want to write this. I want to read it. But i just

i swear i just can’t do anything anymore

Young Justice Spider.

I have seen a lot of post where Spider-Man gets sent to Gotham because Dr strange’s memory erasing spell means he can’t stay in the marvel universe anymore, and get adopted by the batfam. But there are not a lot of fics with him and young justice. (Unless you count tiny one shots.)

But what if he landed somewhere else? What if typical Parker luck caused him to enter the dc universe somewhere less favorable because that is where the action would be happening next?

I am going to have the portal spit him out in the underground levels of Cadmus labs on the day that Robin, Kid Flash, and Aqualad go to investigate the fire but end up rescuing Superboy. In fact I think I will have his sudden appearance be why the main psychic genomorph decided to do the fire that day instead of later like planned.

So Cadmus security is already distracted and busy trying to catch one intruder that they miss the side kicks arising and entering through the express elevator. Robin hacks the system and finds project Kr and that there seems to be an “asset” trying to escape. They search and Find Spidey first and since aren’t setting off the spider sense like everything else in the building is he quickly agrees to go with them.

Then they go down to the level project Kr is on, and like in the episode, release the clone. Peter’s Spider sense goes off and he intercepts the attack. Because Superboy is only half kryptonian and hasn’t had natural sunlight yet they are evenly matched strength wise, but Superboy is a tad faster. It isn’t until the scientist Desmond orders the psychic genomorph to psy-blast Spidey that Superboy gets the upper hand and takes him and the other side kicks out.

The rest of the escape happens like in the episode where Superboy changes sides and rescues them from the cloning lab. Then they fight the roided up Desmond/Blockbuster and bring the building down on the former scientist.

When the Justice league gets there and the explain what happened, the adults of course also ask who Spider-man is. Fortunately Robin and Kid Flash made it seem like he was an escaping clone and Peter has the presence of mind to go with the cover story they accidentally gave. So he will be staying in the young justice base with Superboy.

Ok lunch is ending for me, so let’s see what other people can add onto this.

4 months ago

FUCK YES

Dabihawks fairy tale fusion where they get transported into a series of random disney movies by a quirk. Instead of being the main couple in the story, they are the side characters who needs to get the main couple together in order to get out. Cue various shenanigans of our resident dumbasses trying to wingman for their lives.

Natshig in a rapunzel world where Dabi is mother gothel and Hawks is the captain of the royal guard lol.

"Oh fuck you let Shiggy get out of the tower."

"You said Natsuo was already on his way!"

"That didn't mean you should let them loose, you fucking dumbass!"

dabihawks during the lantern scene almost burning the boat they are on trying to spy on the two lovebirds and is the reason why the kiss didn't happen.

Next on the list is a fuyurumi aladdin au, with Dabi as jafar and Hawks as the genie. Dabi is very offended because how dare the quirk assume that he'd like to overthrow his father's country, the old bastard can have his crusty ass kingdom. Dabi doing the trials instead of Rumi - bc the girl was too busy thieving and simping for princess Fuyumi - and having a shouting match with genie!Hawks when he finally got to the lamp because why the fuck is this cave so complicated??? Do you want me to die??? Hawks looking at Dabi with a flat stare and saying "That's exactly the point of the traps, Dabi.". I just want them in the "A whole new world" sequence stalking the two on their own carpet and realizing that they aren't paying attention to fuyurumi anymore. They're having their own date up in the clouds, surrounded by sweet music.

The next fairy tale they went to is a Cinderella au todobaku, with Hawks as the fairy god mother and Dabi as the cat that chases the rats in the movie. The moment Hawks realizes who Dabi turned into, the hero laughs for so long that they almost missed the ball bc fairy god dumbass was too busy heckling Catbi. Dabi is very upset in that one because why is his baby brother in a shimmering blue gown while he's stuck as a furball in the very muscular and very warm arms of Hawks, getting carried around their whole time there. They didn't really need to intervene that much on that one except for stopping Bakugou from exploding Deku when he realizes the glass slipper can fit on the green haired boy. Shouto is very upset when he saw the two together and kissed Bakugou right there and then. (Izuku is terrified for his life in the background, the poor boy doesn't know what's happening.)

When they thought they were about to go home, imagine their surprise when they get transported into another world but with themselves as the main character. Cue The Little Mermaid au but with dabihawks. Haha imagine if Prince Eric was a completely different person, probably Chisaki, and Dabi turning back around when he saw the dude drowning. He doesn't care if he gets stuck in this world forever, he's not about to save the creep (hell would freeze over before he kisses the man.). So what if he was expecting to perform cpr on Hawks, no one would know how disappointed he is that he didn't get to save the hero. Pirate captain!Hawks seeing Dabi sulking on one of the stones and immediately recognizing him just from the eyes alone. They spend the rest of the day on the seas together and had a kiss by nightfall with Rumi and the crew singing "kiss the boy" in the background.

They wake up back in canonverse, now with new realizations and information on one another, yet not giving a fuck and continuing making out because they already had a taste of it once, the both of them can never let go of the other now.

6 months ago
Have These Been Done Yet
Have These Been Done Yet
Have These Been Done Yet

have these been done yet

5 months ago
Brain Chemistry Changed From No Longer You And Monster Btw
Brain Chemistry Changed From No Longer You And Monster Btw

brain chemistry changed from no longer you and monster btw

5 months ago

Its true tho

Both Batman and Bruce Wayne are major figures in Gotham. One is the richest and most benevolent man there and the other is the city’s protector, of course they’re constantly in the eye of the public.

This can be applied to other heroes and people too. Dick Wayne and Nightwing. Tim Drake and Red Robin. Damian Wayne-Al Ghul and Robin.

((I’m referring to their alter egos and their actual identities as separate people on purpose))

Every Time I Think About How Public The Waynes Are. I Get The Urge To Make A Tabloid Front-page.

Every time I think about how public the Waynes are. I get the urge to make a Tabloid front-page.

Today. I gave into those urges. So, here it is!


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5 months ago

Fr my wattpad acc is dead

I was so excited to write but i have no time anymore 😭

I've Been Utterly Dead On This Acc I AM SO SORRY 💀💀💀

I've been utterly dead on this acc I AM SO SORRY 💀💀💀

I've been going through a lot irl

6 months ago

I’m Christian and this should probably offend me but this is kinda funny ngl.

crap-blog-blog-blog - D:
6 months ago

I love the reference to medusa

I think (or maybe head-cannon) that Athena is the most human amongst the gods.

She sees their best as the goddess of wisdom, witnessing their enlightenment.

She sees their worst as the goddess of wisdom, they fight and war against one another.

And she sees the one thing that all the other gods are blind too: How much humans care. Whether the humans care too little or too much or care just enough. The way they are loyal in battle. The way their relationships are complicated. The way each human has the ability to care but only few choose too.

I think since Athena is the most human, she acts the most human too. She lashes out like the olympian god she is, only for her human conscience to bite her in the ass later.

There are theories out there that Athena gave Medusa the ability to turn people to stone so that she would never be taken advantage of again. Most speculate that Athena did it out of spite, since Medusa had been assaulted in her temple.

The latter theory may bot make sense but Athena is still an olympian god. Unpredictable and complex.

I think Athena made Medusa ugly out of spite but gave her protection out of sympathy. Like, at first, Athena was pissed, but then, she took it back and turned that curse into a blessing in disguise.

The same for Arachne. Maybe Athena lashed out, like most gods, and cursed Arachne without thinking. But then Athena blessed Arachne to be one of the most feared creatures out there. Idk.

Anyways, point is, Athena is the only god with some sort of sympathy to the plight of humans because she knows how humans really are.

🦉 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆
🦉 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆

🦉 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒓

Here is my Atena design!

I'm thinking of making her a little more muscular, but slender, as if she represented the agility of battles. She rarely smiles, like a strict teacher who wants the best for you and one way or another, she will always be remembered. Also her snakes re a refference to medusa, as they represent each other (as my friend told me and I love to see like that).

And! Apollo and Athena after 'God Games' in EPIC - the musical and she gets this lightning scar.

Zeus beat the crap out of her, but he would never kill Athena!! And I like that it suits him to be so strict with her, at least for me, she is the oldest daughter and the one who suffers the most pressure. What I dont like... its that in Epic, Zeus changed to look worse again!! ;w; really, he was way chill about releasing Odisseus and just wanted to not upset Poseidon in the process....

4 months ago

New year same old me

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

6 months ago

AW SHIT THEY FOUND HIM-

crap-blog-blog-blog - D:
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