[in the Queer Muskateers groupchat]
Bart: sends a tiktok of a duck in a bathtub
Bart: Oh sh*t it's 3 AM
Bart: My bad
Tim: That's adorable
Bart: GO TO BED
Flash fam Halloween photo but Bart and Thad are beating each other up in the background compared to Wally and Barry smiling in the front
Jason, snickering: shhhh...
Tim, peacfully reading:...
Jason: sneaks up and shoots a gun at the ceiling
Tim: jumps off the couch THIS IS WHY DAD DOESEN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Bart Allen’s eyes.
Hey, sorry not sorry but I had a thought in the middle of a group therapy session- don’t question me- Can we call Gryffindor the Gryffin-dorm? Ok, I’ll go die now, goodnight.
THE BOY EVER !!
Stimmy Speedster Sunday II!
Sherlock going to Hogwarts durring the chamber of secrets???
"John? John, did you hear that? Another petrification! Brilliant!"
"Bloody Idiots. All of them."
"It's obviously Tom Riddle. My own Moriarty. Exellent."
"John! Hurry up! You don't want to miss the outcome. It'll be quite the specticle."
"Is Expelliarmus all Potter knows to cast? Oh wait, was that an Confundus? Well, it appears the dog learned a new trick."
He will sass all the professors, even the great Harry Potter himself.
Ravenclaw, obviously. John a Slytherin, not a hufflpuff for those who think it. He joined in war hoping to make himself useful as a doctor and prove himself, even so still killed people and continues to look for trouble after he retires. Don't be daft, it's obvious.
#Bruce meets his match
Bruce: *staring at Bart from across the interrogation table*
Bart: *Kicking his legs and staring back*
Bruce: So, Impulse-
Bart: No.
Bruce: No?
Bart: You were gonna question me. I say no.
Bruce: You didn't hear the question.
Bart: Okay, go ahead.
Bruce: So-
Bart: No.
Bruce: *disgruntled bat noises*
Bart: *staring with a blank expression*
~ two hours later ~
Bruce: *dangling Bart upside down from the ceiling*
Bart: And then I was all like, "No way, you can't do that. That's a no-no, even in my book", and then Tim was like "I-"
Bruce: Enough, please stop. Stop talking. Leave. I'm done.
Bart: *phases out of the ties* thanks. *walks out*
Diana, on the other side of the one sided glass: I've never seen him give up so quickly.
Hal: Kids' got spunk.
Clark: We should go before Bruce tries to vent on one of us.
AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney
Slytherin and Gryffindor are rival street gangs, Gryffindor being wild having parties in abandoned places and break dance battles in clubs, their leader being the 'golden trio'; Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Slytherin the more respectable, mafia type gang with class and elegance, but perhaps not angelic. Draco Malfoy, the leader of the gang, is not someone you want to cross.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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