Me: Sobbing Over The Friendship Dynamic And Every Bit Of Life This Panel Give Me.

inaccurate Flashfam quotes #7

Bart: Barry, I like boys. And I'm in love with Ed!

Barry: *confused about confrontation* Okay, I'm glad you told me, Bart.

Wally: ooo, about that...

Barry: wait- what?

Wally: There's a reason I've been hanging out with Dick more often.

Barry: ...

Barry: Do any of you kids like girls?

Jenni: I do.

Barry: *tired sigh*

Hal "glowstick" Jordan: Is this a good time to tell the kids?

inaccurate Batfam quotes #23

Dick: Lil' D, If you were an angle; you'd be acute one!

Damian: That was revolting.

Jason: What about me?

Tim: Ad-Jason-t

Dick: High fives Tim

Okay but hear me out

Bart has perfect photographic memory, which means he remembers everything he hears, sees or reads exactly how it was. So, technically, if he were to read language translation books, he'd be able to understand every language. Pronounciation would be hard for him sure, but he could understand and write in any language if he had enough focus to read the scripts. I'm not crazy, he totally could be a human translator for everything. He'd be every language teachers favourite.

Bart: Never think you’re the smartest guy in the room.

Thad: unless you are the smartest guy in the room.

FUCK yES

Reblog if

you would do anything for Michael Mell

Blorbo meme 2?

Know what? I’m about to say it.

FUCK JUSTICE LEAGUE AND HAL JORDAN SUPREMACY. I SAID IT. SUE ME.

THEYRE ALL HORRIBLE. OK- ARTHUR IS KINDA OK AND BARRY IS ON THE FLY A LIL AND OLLIE IS ALSO KINDA OKAY, BUT HAL IS BEST. I HAVE MANY REASONS FOR THIS. AND IF ANYONE FIGHTS ME ON THIS THEN DO IT, ILL THROW HANDS.

Cassie: Hey, guys? What’s the first thing that pops into your head when I say… “Wake me up?”

Secret & Impulse: Before you go-go~!

Superboy: When September ends…~

Robin: WAKE ME UP, INSIDE!

WAR AGAINST ANTI-VAX MOMS

Ok, Karen, listen up. I’ve fucking devised a plan and you can’t stop me. Okay, so, tiny robot mosquitoes, right? But instead of sucking blood, they inject vaccines. They have specific targets each and will return to HQ to be cleaned as to not spread any blood spread viruses. There should be a hotline for people to call to say no one will vaccinate them and it should be called the MDA. Mosquito Delivery Agency in long terms. This is a legit theory I made in the sum of two minutes after no sleep in two days.

Bart: So have you told Dick about us?

Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.

Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.