ASLKMGSD:KLM thank u guys for spreading jaybart, absolute goats
I am here with the crackships for the ship ask! JayBart and Jason/Connor Hawke.
Ooo, now you've got me thinking Anon, I like it!
JayBart - yeah, sure, I could ship it
1. What made you ship it?
☝️ This ask lol
2. What are your favourite things about the ship?
God the chaos. Absolutely off the charts ADHD energy, zero focus to hyperfocus and back in literal seconds. Bouncing back and forth through topics like nobody's business, like chains of 'oh that reminds me of--' from like what food to get to genius level mechanical engineering to theoretical space-time shizzle to oh shit we forgot the ice cream. I feel like their conversations would be incomprehensible to anyone else lmao
Might be interesting to contrast a Bart who wholly embraces his place in flashfam, who values the legacy and wants to uphold it, with a Jason that's estranged from batfam, who constantly questions his place with them, who *wants* to value the legacy but also fundamentally disagrees with it's principles
Also, they both have experience finding their place after time displacement, and they both often have their insight/opinions overlooked or ignored even when they're right!
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?
Gotta be Tim-less! No Tim's allowed!!
(sorry timmers)
Jason/Conner Hawke - Sure, why not Ship it
1. What made you ship it?
Again, this post, right this second xD
2. What are your favourite things about the ship?
Propagation of the Ace Jace agenda? Interesting moral debates about pacifism at all costs Vs killing for the greater good? Because you get all the Ollie Vs Bruce drama that you get with JayRoy, but also get Roy and Dick being absolutely insufferable about their little brothers dating?
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?
Nope ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
[ask me about a ship!]
Bitch, he Flightwing
The Flying Grayson
-Superman: Son of Kal-El [2021] #9
Wally and Dick would love to sit down on some tall building and just watch the nightlife of whatever city they might be at, before when they were just starting in the young justice league is when Wally suggest using the zeta tubes and see the world and then they just stop exploring the cities and just watch them form up high. They would talk about just about everything and eat whatever snacks they had, or just sat in quite as the city noises filled the silence for them.
Then they were broken up they would accidentally find each other on a rooftop that called for them it would seem, the awkwardness was there and after serval accidental run-ins they just silently agree to just sit in silence since they just gravitate towards each other company. Sometimes they would share a drink and watch the lights.
After fixing their relationship starting out as friends and seeing where it goes they would joke around and begin taking jabs at each other in all fun, a night filled with laughter and shitty jokes only they got.
As most of you know, I have a wattpad account but I've recently posted the first chapters of some new books. For those Batfam and Birdflash fans out there that alreday read all those fanfics, I've added a new one to your to-read! I have so many Idea's for it and I'm super exited for your input! Go check it out!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/205275175-blue-and-red-belong-together
Me: sobbing over the friendship dynamic and every bit of life this panel give me.
Also me: Bart’s going to be taller than them one day, laugh now.
who is sobbing? not me i’m not crying over fictional friendships
Young Justice vol 3 #17
Bart: Is that blood?
Tim: Where?
Bart: In your mouth
Tim: There's a cup of kimchin 30 centimeters from my mouth
Bart: Yes
Tim: What is the chance that blood is what I have in my mouth?
Bart: 1%?
Tim: 1%?
Bart: 1%
Tim: Less than 1%
Bart: 0.9%?
Tim: I think less
Bart: 0.3%?
Tim: Yeah, I think this is it
Bart: So, is that blood?
Tim: If there is a 0.3% chance of being blood what I have in my mouth, and a 99.7% chance of being kimchi what I have in my mouth, why do you ask me if it is blood what I have in the mouth?
Bart: Because there is a 0.3% chance of blood being what you have in your mouth!
Tim: Are you going to bet on a 0.3% chance ?!
Bart: I'm going!
Tim: Why ?!
Bart: Because I want to bet on a 0.3% chance!
Tim: Well, you're right
Bart: Am I?
Tim: I was eating kimchi and I bit my lip, satisfied?
Bart: So this is blood?
Tim: This is blood
Bart: So I did well to ask if it was blood!
Tim: Normally, you would be wrong
Bart: But this time I am correct
Tim: But it usually doesn't
Bart: But this time yes
Tim: By sheer luck
Bart: Admit I'm right!
Tim: FOR PURE LUCK
Bart: ADmit that I'm right!
Tim: Where is this conversation going to take?
Bart: I have no idea, I just wanted to know if it was blood!
Tim: That's blood!
Bart: Great!
Tim: It's not great, but I understand that you said "great" to finish the thought
Bart: Do you want a band-aid?
Tim: I want to!
Bart: I'll get it!
Tim: Thank you
Bart: What a useless conversation!
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrashCityCentral
If you wanna check that out, too
I'd appreciate it
Jason terrifying Dick with his reckless driving skills and general disposition to possibly crashing and burning
Bart piloting the Batjet (it wasn’t fast enough for him) just cause Tim said he could.
Also, special mention to the time Bart stole a car and drove it off a cliff in his civvies with a civilian passenger.
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
Both died- 😭😭
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors
Bart, after he and Kon come back from the dead: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Kon, suspicious: ... Go on
Bart: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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