While I Definitely Agree, There Are Times As Well They Have Been Encased In Lightning While Being Suspended

While I definitely agree, there are times as well they have been encased in lightning while being suspended or simply not moving at superspeed, like a precursor to their powers. I don’t think it’s so much as a friction thing versus the Speedforce giving them this sort of barrier like a thin protective shield that can be transferred through touch (and that’s why they can carry people without them getting burned or shredded by the velocity). Since the speedforce is sentient it simply knows when to raise or lower that energy shield.

Now onto transport; while it’s true no HUMAN devices could withstand the full force of the Sun, there are friends on Earth that can get him there AND withstand the sun as well. For one, Kon, Jon, or Clark; kryptonians are sun children! they can fly him there and even give him kryptonian tech/suit for breathing purposes since it seems all their shrap was also built to withstand it. Option two! Apollo, aka Midnighters husband. One call to Tim like “hey can your gay uncles hubby yeet me into the sun? For science.” Tim literally caves to every single one of Bart’s requests (for “unknown” reasons, I mean cmon he just asks and Tim let him fly the batjet)

I rest my case, your honour. Any rebuttals?

So if Speedsters can surround themselves and handle lightning just fine when they throw it and stuff, and lightning is 5 times hotter than the sun, theoretically a speedster should be able to survive on the sun. I’m Bart, and in this Ted talk-

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like seriously he needs it Yeet bart into the sun gay uncles hubby is my offical title now i will no longer be called by name also we knew you were bi Timmy bart has you wrapped around his itty bitty finger hear about the boy that lives on the sun? oh that’s just BART Now someone help him come down he didnt realise the sun would be so boring no tv? no video games? remind him why he thought this was a good idea

inaccurate Batfam quotes #5

Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?

Tim: Sugar.

Jason: Honey.

Tim: ...Eggs.

Dick: What?

Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.

Dick: Guys...

Tim: Stir.

Dick: Tim, no.

Jason: Pour into pan.

Dick: Jason, stop.

Tim: Preheat to 350.

Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.

Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.

Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.

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crashcitycentral

2 years ago

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crying bart allen preston lindsay MY FAVOURITE BOYS PLZ I NEED MORE OF THEM

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crashcitycentral

4 years ago

Bart Allen is immune to the Batglare

Change my mind

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crashcitycentral

5 years ago

inaccurate Batfam quotes #31

Dick uses Wally as his personal transporter-- a lot. He hardly uses the Zeta anymore because he always has the speedster at hand. It isn't wierd to see the two together all the time but civilians started noticing how the Flash was in Bludhaven a lot. It was a bit odd, seeing as how he is stationed in Central City. What was even wierder was when He sped Nightwing to battle in a Shopping Cart. Nightwing ended up jousting the villain.

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crashcitycentral

3 years ago

I'm writing Jaybart one-shots that absolutely none of you asked for but I'm going to post them soon anyways.

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jason todd bart allen jaybart jay bird bart is such a wholesome ball of angst jay is also a wholesome ball of angst i will never give this ship up

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