"Man, I Wonder What Happened To My Stack Of Pancakes" Suspiciously Pancakes Shaped Barb:

Our mother: 0 Autism: 5

that moment when everyone reblogs the version of the meme that doesn't have the explanation for why Pixal isn't on there so you gotta edit it instead (there just wasn't space but you're right she's another one).

I stand by that Zane isn't a techy guy though (despite being a nindroid)

people say to live in the moment as if I remember any other moments

how to confound a centaur confounder

centaur: hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something

confounder: that's fair. how about we-

centaur: and it can't be a pun battle. I heard what you did to the sphynx

confounder: darn. okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?

centaur: Ha! Alright, where's the finish line?

confounder: That tree over there. Where's your horse?

centaur: let me just call him

confounder: you're not a horse, this is a wait what

centaur: SVENTAL! HERE BOY!

*massive six-legged, four-eyed horse gallops around the bend wearing a saddle made for a centaur*

confounder: that is NOT a horse

centaur: it IS a horse, it just has six legs and four eyes and is large enough for me to ride. You agreed to a horse race, you didn't specify it had to have four legs.

confounder: ...

centaur: ...

confounder: I hate you

centaur: you brought this upon yourself

Watched revenge of the sith in theaters

The best part was when the youngling said “master skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do” and anakin ignited his lightsaber and the theater erupted into applause

Frak minifigure when?

The animation in dragons rising is genuinely so good and its the best ninjago has ever looked but man

They still haven’t figured out how to make lego tears not look extremely goofy