This Is The First Im Hearing Of It Actually I Get All My News From Tumblr And Random People In The Real

Normal people (gets random chest pain): it’s probably nothing but what if it actually is serious and i have to go to the hospital!

Me (gets random chest pain): it’s probably nothing but what if i grow an extra pair of arms from my abdomen and have to hide them for the rest of my life. Also they are bug arms not human arms like human arm sized bug arms

I am proud to announce that I am now the owner of a homunculus

I have named it Tiptoe

jesus no

I see cool ninjago fanart -> i look closer -> its hermitcraft fanart

I see cool hermitcraft fanart-> i look closer-> its ninjago fanart

I see cool ninjago fanart -> i look closer -> its a fandom i don’t recognize

Repeat indefinitely

the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders

I made a tiny version of him for fun and also in case I want to buy him

so this version doesn't have any clipping or anything and is pretty structurally stable so it should actually be buildable

i still haven't named them

I love buff Cole but my brain whispered this in my ear so i have to share it now. What if instead he had that freaky rock climber build. The one thats like really muscular but also has like zero meat on their bones. And somehow also have the long and weirdly flexible and strong fingers and toes. Idk i dont think it would look very good but i was just thinking about how cole climbs sometimes