Hypothetically Speaking, You Can Dance The Macarena To The Chorus Of California Girls If You Time The

is spamton a tumblr sexyman

i wouldnt say a sexyman but he sure is something

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-

Enemies to lovers exept it's Enemies to Crime fighting detective adopts criminal because they realized they just needed some proper parental guidance in their life

Folks will simply say how they hate proshitters and their gross ass ships and then immediately get harassed and recieve death threats. Like damn shawty y'all start trippin once someone simply just says 'proshitters dni'.

Just block and move on. We don't need to see your 80+ paragraph essay telling me to k/ll myself

I hate How mainstream mushrroms are all Red, but guess which Mushroom colors havent we focused enough on? BLUE, IT LOOKS SO COOL WHY DO PEOPLE IGNORE İT??? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RED MUSHROOMZ YET NO BLUE ONES ARE LOOKED AT????

BLUE MUSHROOMS AND PURPLE MUSHROOMS SHALL BE NOT IGNORED

LOOK HOW COOL PURPLE LOOKS ON A MUSHROOOM?? RED SCREAMS: "ıll just give you poisoning and thats it" WHILE PURPLE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "Im gonna make you trip balls so hard you will think you are a Ball of light and you will wake up at 5 AM in a forest naked"

HOW COOL IS THAT?

AND BLUE MUSHROOMS SCREAM: "you are in a fantasy Wonderland poopoo, get ready to meet some fairies"

But.

The real Mushroom we should team up against is..

BEİGE MUSHROOMS

They look so fucking boring, at least the Red one has some effects, and The bad thing is, they dont do proper shit, you can eat most (i recommend you dont) and they are easy to find, you can find the edible ones in a market, but the colorful ones make you touch grass, explore and get fucked, so...

If you like Brown mushrooms.

Stay away from me

(end of my mushtroom rant)

Notice that the cop's response is to defend the hypothetical bad cop, not to distance himself and other cops from the bad cop.

If bad cops were rare, there'd be no desire whatsoever to defend them.

@37-battle-droids

Santa-Wan’s here (and that’s because Anakin begged asked nicely)! Obi-Wan draws the line at dyeing his beard white though.

💝 Happy Holidays everyone! 💝

(P.S. Obi-Wan’s raised eyebrow gives me life.)

I have literally met people who think "regular" means small, other people who thinks it means medium, and other people who think it means large, so if you ask for "regular" size you are literally getting whatever the fuck I feel like. Since you don't wanna decide.