Uncle Sheo Yeets Meteor At Morrowind

Uncle Sheo yeets meteor at morrowind

Dagoth Ur:

i sleep

Molag Bal terrorising and anchoring tamriel

Dagoth Ur:

i sleep

Clavicus Vile threatening vivec and morrowind

Dagoth Ur:

i sleep

Nocturnal fucking around with sotha sil and his clockworkcity

Dagoth Ur:

i sleep

Nerevar: is reborn

Dagoth Ur:

SWEET NEREVAR !!!!!! đź’žđź’•

aand then of course the first thing dagoth ur proceeds to do is giving the nerevarine a wedding dream.

dagoth ur got them priorities.

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2 years ago

— SHIP QUESTIONS

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

What was their first impression of each other?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

What was their first kiss like?

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

What’s their relationship with each other’s families? Do they share a friend group?

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Who gets jealous easier?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

What are their primary love languages?

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Who initiates kisses?

Who’s the big and little spoon?

What are their favorite things to do together?

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Who’s more protective?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Who remembers the little things?

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Do they have any pets?

Who’s the stricter parent?

Who worries the most?

Who kills the bugs in the house?

How do they celebrate holidays?

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Who’s the better cook?

Who likes to dance?


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1 year ago
Where The Hell Is Peepaw Going!!!

Where the hell is peepaw going!!!


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2 years ago
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris
The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris

The Babushkas Of Chernobyl Dir. Anne Bogart, Holly Morris

1 year ago

Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

1 year ago

me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society

2 years ago

50 Random OC and Relationship Questions

wanted to try my hand at making my own question meme. I’m sure some of these are already out there, but these are just questions I thought of that I haven’t seen before. Some angst and slightly nsfw. Feel free to reblog and enjoy! -

What is your OC’s most embarrassing moment?

What is the moment your OC felt the coolest?

Is your OC a natural history museum, art museum, or zoo/aquarium person? What would be their favorite thing to see at these places?

What kind of Dungeons and Dragons player character would your OC create to play as?

If you could insert your OC into any television show or movie, what would it be?

What is/would be your OC’s phone wallpaper?

What kind of ringtones would your OC have? Would they have different ringtones for everyone in their contacts?

Show a text conversation between two of your OC’s.

If your OC is human, what supernatural being would they be if they were one?

Do animals like your OC? Does your OC like animals?

What does your OC wear if they want to look nice/impress someone?

What is your OC’s patronus?

What Hogwarts house would your OC be in?

What made you chose your OC’s name?

What part of your OC’s development took you by surprise?

Name a moment where you were frustrated with your OC’s behavior.

Name a moment where you were the most proud of your OC.

What and who was your OC in a past life? What and who would they be in the next?

How long would your OC last in an apocalypse?

How would your OC handle being handed a leadership role unexpectedly?

Is there a symbol associated with your OC? If so, what is it and why?

If your OC has scars, where are they and how did they get them?

What moment did your OC feel the most powerful?

What moment did your OC feel the weakest?

What would have to happen to get your OC to succumb to the darkest parts of themself? If they’re already there, what would bring them closer to the light?

Would your OC confess under torture? If not, would they confess if someone they cared about was being subjected to torture?

How would your OC take care of themselves and/or the one they care about after experiencing torture?

Would your OC ever torture someone?

What is the closest your OC has been to death? How did they survive it?

Has your OC killed people? How many? And how do they feel about it?

How does your OC feel about the people closest to them killing others?

What is a justification your OC uses for their bad choices that they don’t really believe themselves?

What is a fact about your OC that only one or two people know?

Write a letter from one OC to another, be it romantic or otherwise.

What song would make your OC feel lovesick?

Would your OC get married? If so, what would the ceremony be like? Big or small? Traditional or not?

Describe or post a picture of what your OC’s and their partner’s engagement rings would look like.

How would your OC handle someone blatantly flirting with their partner right in front of them?

What is your OC’s favorite non-sexual place to touch their partner? (ie: hands, cheek, leg, etc…)

What is your OC’s favorite sexual place to touch their partner?

What kind of foreplay is your OC into?

What is your OC like in the afterglow?

What is the best sex your OC has ever had?

What is the worst sex your OC has ever had?

What kind of nudes would your OC take?

What would be your OC’s response to an unsolicited dick pic?

What is your OC’s favorite romantic gesture to give or receive?

Describe a simple, seemingly insignificant moment where your OC is reminded of just how much they love their partner.

What is the worst kiss your OC has ever had?

What is your OC’s most memorable kiss?


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3 years ago
Imagine That A Cable To Ur Microwave Broke And Right Then Ur President Who Is Also A God Would Show Up
Imagine That A Cable To Ur Microwave Broke And Right Then Ur President Who Is Also A God Would Show Up
Imagine That A Cable To Ur Microwave Broke And Right Then Ur President Who Is Also A God Would Show Up
Imagine That A Cable To Ur Microwave Broke And Right Then Ur President Who Is Also A God Would Show Up
Imagine That A Cable To Ur Microwave Broke And Right Then Ur President Who Is Also A God Would Show Up

imagine that a cable to ur microwave broke and right then ur president who is also a god would show up on ur doorstep and instead of of magically making ur microwave work and/or fixing the cable they lay down on the floor and let the electricity pass through them instead while watching u wait till the timer hits its mark so u’d get to eat ur chicken nuggets

imagine that that moment would be written down in history books as sacred and random people started stopping by ur door non-stop and leaving nuggets there in masses

imagine


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5 years ago

Herbal Asks

Cinnamon - What is a success you are proud of? 

Chamomile - What is something that helps you sleep? 

Garlic - What is your favorite thing to cook? 

Rosemary - What makes you feel safe? 

Lavender - What is something that brings you peace? 

Catnip - What is your favorite animal? 

Comfrey - If you could travel anywhere, where would it be? 

Dandelion - If you had a single wish that could come true, what would it be? 

Echinacea - How do you take care of yourself when you’re sick? 

Hibiscus - What is your favorite kind of tea? 

Lemongrass - What is your favorite comforting scent? 

Mace - What is something you need more self discipline in? 

Peppermint - What is your favorite sabbat and/or holiday? 

Mandrake - What is your favorite magical beast? 

Nutmeg - What is your ideal date with a romantic partner or a friend?

Damiana - Was there a moment where you felt that your spirituality was “awakened?” 

Job’s Tears - What is your dream job? 

Mugwort - When was a time that a dream stayed with you?

Belladonna - What is something you love about yourself, even though others may find it unappealing? 

Eucalyptus - What is important in your daily self care or cleansing routine?

Bay - If you had a superpower, what would it be? 

Anise - What is your creative outlet? 

Herbal Asks

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2 years ago

When you beat the very first quest of the main questline (Soul Shriven In Coldharbour), your award is a container describe as being a sealed daedric urn with your name on it

Being handed your own cremated remains has got to fuck you up

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THIS???? HANG ON ONE SEC ANON


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