There's been a LOT of movies/games where an alien gets onboard a human ship and goes around terrorizing the place. But imagine this reversed where a human stranded on the edge of the cosmos finds a high tech alien ship and decides to go say hello? Keep in mind they're in a spacesuit that appears to have "one big black eye" Imagine aliens two times bigger than us all huddled underneath the ship's console after the computer gave them a haunting reading of the unknown life form breaking into their ship. "Krek- calm down- it can't get past the lockdown system" Then the human gets frustrated with the doors not opening (lockdown mode) and crawls through the air vents. "ITS GETTING PAST THE LOCKDOWN SYSTEM!!!" I can just imagine the aliens shrieking and running for their lives as a confused human drops into their laps from the vents then starts trying to follow the aliens running away all while excited at the idea of meeting extraterrestrial life. And the aliens ate just freaking out because they see the human as some sort of half sized terrifying one-eyed leech that's trying to catch and suck their brains out.
Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.
Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.
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Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.
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Ah I remember when Colorado used to be chilly this time of year.
Me, after 8 hours of sleep and fully decided on writing a new story: Alright! Time to get started!
(Proceeds to type ounce instead of once)
“Nope”
Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds
(Source)
Normal person: (takes cold medicine to stop flow of snot)
Me: (downs chili powder like a shot)
This is my take on Revali’s braids, I’m not accepting this weird “long flowing hair” bullshit. I say fans.
I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”
Holymoly what is that !?
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Current hyperfixation: Breath of the Wild and Minecraft
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