Current hyperfixation: Breath of the Wild and Minecraft
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I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.
There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:
Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—
Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—
After playing through the entirety of age of calamity, I can officially say my enemy was the map the entire time.
Sidon: (has sword on hip 24/7)
Also Sidon: (Dual weilds tridents)
I’m not finished playing through age of calamity (stuck on fort hateno level). But after everyone going batshit crazy over the new villian for a month or two, I gotta say he... kinda sucks. I mean, between time travel, new champions meeting old, and the egg- another middle aged dude with black magic is just another Tuesday. He’s not even hot smh.
Link: ...who are you again?
Astor: I am the seer!
Link: Oh yeah... yeah, You’re part of the Yiga clan right?
Astor: No! I plan to-
Link: are you allied with the calamity or not?
Astor: Yes, I-
-Link stabs Astor, who falls to the ground and dies-
Link: so, anyways back to defeating ganon
I’ll update this post if anything intresting with him happens, idk maybe he turns out to be the biggest bad of them all? Like I said, still on fort hateno level.
Was looking for some inspiration to practice “conversations” between two of my characters so I could work on emphasis and intonation, and @majorpepperidge kindly offered up a practice script for me to tackle!
Revali deals with some…concerns.
All voices © myself
If you think too hard about it, age of calamity is pretty fucking confusing. But I think my favorite part of it is that the 4 champion successors just jumped into the portals without any clue what they were doing and DID NOT question it. Especially Teba who had literally NO idea who or what Revali was doing and just went a’ight.
Saki, looking at the portal in the middle of their house and the rito fighting through it: Honey? What is that?
Teba, already strapping on gear: No idea, wait here I’ll be back
I can’t tell if I’m worse or better. I just have 3 hobbies I switch between. Drawing and writing. We don’t talk about painting, that’s been dead since last year.
On to the next hobby...
As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.
An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.
As a new author on ao3 still getting used to people reading my story (and actually liking them for some reason) I was prepared for a lot of things.
An animal crossing marriage proposal was not one of them.
Two LETTERS. How many brain cells for t w o l e t t e r s
hm
“So... how long have you two been married?”
“Married?! We’re enemies!”
(Smacks hand on post) see this? This is popularity. They made nothing but a noise and now it has 15 notes.
hm
On literally ANY OTHER DAY, you’d be just FINE with being whisked away on a magical adventure. Happy- elated even! To find a far off fantasy land that can only be saved by two people with hidden magical powers. Not when your partner is your Ex.
I’ve been reading a lot of Hero x Villian writing prompts and my brain demanded I do this. (Click for better quality)
In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.
This suddenly makes so much freakin sense.
@ anyone who writes fics (long ones) in ALL LOWERCASE and NO PUNCTUATION:
i wish you the most mediocre life possible. the plot seems good but I HAVE ADHD I CANNOR READ ALL LOWERCASE!!! i would totally read ur fic if it didn’t GIVE ME A HEADACHE!!! miss me with that “its for the aesthetic” shit i just want to read good fics with proper formatting :((
Saw a post about battling dysfunction by pretending to be an alien, and I suddenly remembered how I broke myself of the “there’s something watching me” anxiety in middle school.
I pretended that there WAS something watching me, but instead of wanting to like eat me or something, they were my own little guardian creature that just wanted me safe. I pretended they were a giant invisible lizard creature who just hung on the wall and liked seeing what I was working on, no matter how embarrassed I was about it. Art that looks weird because I messed up the arm? They were glad I was finally finishing it. Fanfic that’ll be buried until the day I die? Well at least I’m improving my writing skills.
So... yeah. It worked!
Saw a post about battling dysfunction by pretending to be an alien, and I suddenly remembered how I broke myself of the “there’s something watching me” anxiety in middle school.
I pretended that there WAS something watching me, but instead of wanting to like eat me or something, they were my own little guardian creature that just wanted me safe. I pretended they were a giant invisible lizard creature who just hung on the wall and liked seeing what I was working on, no matter how embarrassed I was about it. Art that looks weird because I messed up the arm? They were glad I was finally finishing it. Fanfic that’ll be buried until the day I die? Well at least I’m improving my writing skills.
So... yeah. It worked!
I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”
Holymoly what is that !?
Oh I’m sorry you mean Thursday?
what if there was just a revali day and all loz tumblr did was post the word revali over and over again
It it just me or does posting chapters for revalink fans kinda feel like feeding ducks bread crumbs
Plot twist: both are right
There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:
Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—
Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—
You’re not completely sure, but suspect your dorm mates are werewolves. They’re loud, eat absolutely everything, and you can see giant scratch marks on their side of the dorm. Every full moon they go out to party and come back the next morning. Now all of these aren’t sure werewolf signs, but since you’re so quiet they haven’t realized you can hear their discussed plans of “turning” you through the thin walls.
Don’t be, some characters you just gotta be Bi for.
Okay, but like, Link, Zelda, and Impa have already made me into even more of a disaster bisexual, and that was only the demo? Guys, I’m going to die when the full game comes out, I’m sorry.
Link, coming back from the gerudo desert: If I had a rupee for every time I had to rescue a gerudo from heat exhaustion by giving them something they were craving, I’d have two rupees. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Eh, I’ll write it as soon as I can type once instead of ounce. (Which might be a month tbh).
I’ve been on the fence for a while now about making a second Revalink writing with the Rito mask. Since I’ve already been making one called snow filled days. On one hand, the trope of link getting a mask and seducing whoever the race’s major character happens to be is overdone with Sidlink. On the other hand: Revali (Bursting into the knight’s room): LINK GET UP YOU NEED TO TEACH ME THIS HAND LANGUAGE IMMEDIATELY IVE MET THE MOST PERFECT RITO-
Me, after 8 hours of sleep and fully decided on writing a new story: Alright! Time to get started!
(Proceeds to type ounce instead of once)
And everybody wants to be imposter -_-
Slacking during project 😂
I. Cannot. Express. The. Emotion. I. Feel. Right. Now. Checking. This. Story. Every. Single. Day. And. Then. Just. Seeing. It’s. Update. On. Fucking. TUMBLR.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH GUESS WHO DID A THING it’s me, I uh…I did. give it a looksie?