And Why Does My Swords Parents Marital Status Matter?

I wish that was me

Buddy if you're omnipresent that means your in my balls

The pale garden also known as birch forest 2 electric boogaloo

I'm 40% penis

Whenever I read a comma in text I actually speed up, fuck you and your ideas of pacing and emphasis

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Catan is like the monopoly of good board games

I love messing with the button that reversed time for 5 seconds

I loooove the time loop