Basically All AI Works On Monkeys Paw Logic

Has anyone ever told you that your mouth looks like a little moustache

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

Well I don't know can you swim in lava?

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

Yeah so I might have met a genie and wished to raise the average height by 2ft, yeah -=- sorry to that one guy who is now 16,000,000,00ft tall

Only 800%, you should be aiming for 1,000%

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

Ich finde die booben schrecklich

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

The pale garden also known as birch forest 2 electric boogaloo

What the fuck, made a sword using my own blood and it's a sword of bisexual slaying? This is messed up

Ah the DM's banned word list

There is a massive, invisible, indestructable dragon hovering over the players at all time.

It does nothing unless one of the PCs says "cabbage", "enthusiastically" or "February", at which point it immediately incinerates them on the spot.

No it's real he did that /j

Its from the Lord of the rings

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano