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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

theres something about when people draw sonic characters without their gloves and shoes and you can see their paws that makes me remember they are just animals. like omg ur a little animal dude ?? a little creacher ?? 🥺🥺 i can hold you in my arms and pet your little head and you will wag your tail ?? ur just a little fella ??? 🥺🥺

オレと家主は でしに

はんてぃんぐのシドウをはじめたです

虫たんとうにするのです

My landlady and I have started to teach my apprentice about hunting because we intend him to insects hunter in this house...

キサマなに見てるだけです

Hey apprentice, you can hunt it...

さあ 行くのです でし！

Let's go!

むぅ…

Hmmmmm...

だから…

So...

こうよ！

Like this!

こう！つかまえるですよ！

Hey! Catch and hold the mouse!

さあ！

Hey!

さあさあ！

Let's go!

キサマ おいかけるだけですね！？

これからまいばん シドウですよ💢

Why do you only chase it... You need training every night!!