Latest Posts by definitely-not-a-clown - Page 6

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

tumblr blaze needs an update so that even when you reblog the sponsored post it’ll have a little icon on it somewhere so your followers will know it was a sponsored post. it’s necessary for the comedic impact

Threw an empty plastic Easter egg at Tim for him to play with but he just... solemnly held onto it, thinking deeply about his newfound responsibility

Enough of this. Men followers. Attack

"Humans are an invasive species" you're thinking of the British, actually 💙

No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

red hair

im testing something out. reblog and put your opinions on:

1. seaweed (food)

2.  honeydew melons

3.  cantaloupe

4. lychee 

5. parmesan cheese 

6. if youre old enough and drink, liquors 

sometimes I will rb a post about my shows or video games w no extra tags but irl it looks smth like this

terfs r like “we need to protect the precious afabs!!! but also we should subject adolescent girls to genital inspections to make sure they’re not secretly boys! protect girls sports <3”

I got tired of seeing the watercolor brush technique soooo here ya go

dumb takes I've seen today: americans claiming they'd rather clean up after dirty muddy shoes on a carpet than have people walk around on "stinky" bare feet... and other americans supporting them by saying they feel "insecure" taking their shoes off... besties pls just wash ur feet they won't stink then OR wear fucking socks :/ take them shoes off.

love all the ads for weed, ballshaving, and catholicism. definitely picked the right app

this shit is making me paranoid now , if you're secretly a proshipper go away please just stop interacting with me

Reblog and put in the tags the last song you listened to, last film you watched, and the last book you read

Doing my part

because of the image limit we are doing this in batches…. enjoy ….

BITCH!!!!!!

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I did not write this, but I second it

New meme

every time someone’s like “so MEN think they can be SEXIST? what if we EMASCULATED THEM? haha! not so Manly getting pegged or wearing a skirt or being a homosexual or whatever now are you?? girl power!” i want to hit them over the head with like. any book. using misogyny as a weapon against men does not solve misogyny use your fucking brainnnn

Will Smith was just banned from the Oscars for 10 years for slapping a guy. Unrelated but here's an IMDb list of the most famous actors and directors who signed the letter asking for the statutory rape charges against Roman Polanski, who is not banned from the Oscars, to be dropped.

Like to slap his bald head

Reblog to slap his bald head

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel