Latest Posts by definitely-not-a-clown - Page 5
hell world hell world hell world
WHY DOES YOUR SOAP NEED INTERNET
I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.
The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.
Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.
Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.
Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.
オレと家主は でしに
はんてぃんぐのシドウをはじめたです
虫たんとうにするのです
My landlady and I have started to teach my apprentice about hunting because we intend him to insects hunter in this house...
キサマなに見てるだけです
Hey apprentice, you can hunt it...
さあ 行くのです でし！
Let's go!
むぅ…
Hmmmmm...
だから…
So...
こうよ！
Like this!
こう！つかまえるですよ！
Hey! Catch and hold the mouse!
さあ！
Hey!
さあさあ！
Let's go!
キサマ おいかけるだけですね！？
これからまいばん シドウですよ💢
Why do you only chase it... You need training every night!!
I hate you open floorplan I hate you white stone interior I hate you gray and white furniture I hate you visually interesting uncomfortable vinyl chair
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
So, there's apparently research coming out now about microplastics being found in people's bloodstreams and the possible negative effects of that and I feel the need to get out ahead of the wave of corporate sponsored "be sure to recycle your bottles!" or "ban glitter!" campaigns and remind everyone: It's fishing nets. It's fishing nets. It is overwhelming fishing nets It always has been fishing nets. Unless regulations are changed, it will continue to be fishing nets. The plastic in the ocean in largely discarded nets from industrial fishing. The microplastics are the result of these nets breaking down. The "trash islands" are also, you guessed it. Mostly fishing nets and other discarded fishing industry equipment. Do not allow them to continue to twist the story. Do not come after disabled people who require single use plastics. Do not come after people using glitter in art projects and makeup. These things make up a negligible amount of the issue compared to corporate waste, specifically in the fishing industry. Do not let them shift the blame to the individual so they can continue to destroy the planet and our bodies without regulation.
People who aren’t at fault for attacks against queer rights:
Trans women
Nonbinary people
Asexuals
Aromantics
Pansexuals
Catgender people
Stargender people
People with conflicting gender labels
People that use it/it’s pronouns
People that use noun/nounself pronouns
People that use no pronouns
Cis people using “different” pronouns
People who are at fault for attacks against queer rights:
The politicians attacking queer rights
The white supremacists attacking queer rights
The conservative crowds attacking queer rights
The transphobes attacking queer rights
The homophobes attacking queer rights
The only people at fault for attacks on queer rights are the people attacking queer rights. Don’t blame your community for having their rights taken away alongside you.
I work at a movie theater and this happened last week
theres something about when people draw sonic characters without their gloves and shoes and you can see their paws that makes me remember they are just animals. like omg ur a little animal dude ?? a little creacher ?? 🥺🥺 i can hold you in my arms and pet your little head and you will wag your tail ?? ur just a little fella ??? 🥺🥺
babybel cheese knuckles
reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection
“I AIN’T NO RAT!” THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable.
if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there
I just needed to make sure more people saw this.
minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted
Okay i just saw something i really didnt like
For the love of god if you are under the age of 18 DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET SUGGESTIVE OR NSFW BY ANY MEANS. This shit attracts groomers left and right you are putting yourself in fucking danger. I dont want to see kids make soft core porn or even suggestive jokes in a group of adults, this is genuely fucked up.
A ton of ppl will tell you how horribly normalized this shit was back then because fandoms were such a new concepts and how fucking easy it was to access porn too. Porn was so normalized you had so many minors going around seeing it and posting their own online without knowing how fucked up it was along with the amount of pedos and the psychological damage of porn addiction does to someone at a young age. Let me tell you that you are not fucking "old enough" even between 16 - 18.
If you're hanging out with adults, some of them will try to convice that its normal that "you should, continue sharing what you like". We have all heard this dumb fucking sentence used by groomers "you're so mature for your age".
You need to leave space and stop interacting with those ppl right away because you are being manipulated and they will ALWAYS ask more from you.
Also you're putting those who didnt know about your age in danger too because there are chance they will get framed because you didnt clarify your age to them. Be careful
im gonna post this in the dt tags (and other ships) because spamton is starting to get real popular among everyone these days kids and adult alike and think you should all STAY IN YOUR OWN FUCKING SPACE IF THIS WASNT CLEAR ENOUGH
autism be damned my boy can reblog a post
trans people, people of color, and jewish people: stop consuming harry potter and its related content. even if you're not buying new copies of her books or just reading free fanfiction, it still shows companies that there's a market for harry potter and jkr will continue to profit from that. she will use her profits and her voice as a public figure to spread hateful beliefs and support hate groups.
hp fans:
rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight
gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting
and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.
Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.
Petition for one of the bonus features on the sonic movie 2 dvd to be agent stone doing a tutorial on how to make robotniks steamed austrian goat milk latte. Bonus points if he keeps having to pause and do another take because he can't stop crying
having been on tumblr for 10 solid years without ever leaving and now watching all these people come crawling back in after scorning it all this time makes me feel like a haughty king on a throne but also the court jester but also the castle itself but also the alligators in the moat because alligators are really cool
