Latest Posts by definitely-not-a-clown - Page 4
me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
I want you guys to know that after i watched morbius i literally became sick for 5 days
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great news
Remember when we were calling Sprigatito ”weed cat” because of its design?
It’s literally weed cat now
A cat diagnosed with Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy - a rare condition that causes muscles to grow excessively large | source
US SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE IS CHANGING ITS NUMBER
Taking effect July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will change from 800-273-8255 to the three digit code of 988. Especially with families and communities reeling from back to back tragedies, it is super important to share this information!
Repeat: Starting July 2022, the US Suicide Prevention Hotline will be 988
I hate proactive ads so much. There's this one with this teen girl who is like "my skin before proactive can only be described as scary" and it shows her and she has the most normal skin for a teenager and then she's like "now I'm not afraid to go outside anymore!!" like fuck you fuck you fuck you. If you have acne that's totally fine and normal and you shouldn't feel embarrassed about it
We need to normalize calling coworkers stupid fucking idiot son of a bitches we need to end workplace professionalism and courtesy and just openly curse and yell at each other we also need a day where everyone meets outside in the parking lot and we all fist fight each other until only 1 is left standing
does anyone have that comic where a cartoon guy is smugly standing around flipping everyone off then another person walks up and says “what are you doing?” and the first guy is like i dont know… then they kiss with tears in their eyes
No, I can't give up...
*takes a small photo of Big the Cat out of my pocket*
I have to keep going... for him...
In case you didn't see
John Mulaney decided to surprise the crowd for his show last night by having Dave Chappelle open up
Chappelle made transphobic and homophobic jokes, which Mulaney clapped for and hugged Chappelle as he got off stage
No one knew Chappelle would show up
Trans and gay people in the crowd were attacked by the comedian on stage without warning
If you care about trans people
If you care about gay people
You will not support either of them anymore
personal opinion, mommy needs to chill the fuck out and let me carry the eighteen huggy buddies and bunzo on my back.
I see a lot of people assume cockroaches are beetles, but just fyi they're not even close! They don't have hardened wing cases or a larval stage, and in many respects are more comparable to a cricket, but they aren't in that group either. Their only direct relatives are preying mantises! Termites were also once considered close to cockroaches, but then it was proven termites just literally are cockroaches.
just some reminders for people who are writing IDs:
do not put judgements in your ids. do not say "it needs to be noted the character looks extra adorable here" do not say "an ugly person" or "a hilarious meme" or anything like that. we don't need you to tell us how to feel about something.
do put descriptive words and adjectives. "a crudely drawn image" or "a painting of a scarlet colored apple" or "a person with large hands". we do need you to tell us descriptors so we have context.
do not type words incorrectly. do write words exactly as they appear in the image.
let me say that again: EXACTLY as they appear. is the word capitalized? capitalize it. is the word "yes" written with 3 s's? write it in the description as "yesss" not as "yesssss" or "yes". are the words in all caps? write them in all caps, or write "text in all caps says" and then include a lowercase version. is a word misspelled? spell it exactly the same way. if the image says "washning mashing" it should not be written as "washing machine"*
*you can definitely say "the words 'washing machine' are misspelled as 'washning mashing'," just make sure that you do include the exact transcription in your description
disabled people, people with screen readers, and ANYONE else who uses IDs to interpret images deserves to interpret the image as accurately as possible, and its important to transcribe and describe things properly and without judgements added.
remembering when child me was taught the word “neuter” at the age of 5 or so and had to be Talked to because when my brothers made me mad I would yell “I’m going to get you neutered!”
being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
just a reminder that asexuality is and will always be inherently queer, and will always be part of lgbtq+
if you disagree then you need to reevaluate your feelings about asexuality and aphobia. pushing ace people out of queer spaces is hurting queer voices
this is immensely funny to me