Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

somewhere down the Solar Lunacy timeline you get a feral housemate

damaged Moon goes somewhat with this post as well

stan and ford did this

Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on

your annual reminder:

don’t support autism speaks this month

don’t “light it up blue”

don’t use the puzzle piece symbol

however!

do support autistic content creators

do support “red instead” and the infinity symbol

remember to listen to the voices of marginalised autistic people!

happy autism awareness/acceptance month! go tell your local autistic pal that they’re awesome! if you’re autistic, remember to practice some self-love!

I love how every tweet i’ve seen telling people not to go to tumblr is like “they’re insane over there, those people will say they’re going to wrap you in raw meat and then airdrop you into a den of hungry lions” because yeah. we DO say stuff like that here. that’s part of tumblrs appeal actually

babybel cheese knuckles

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich