The Final Battles Of The Edgy Moss And The Disney Princess Are Finally Over, So Now The Well Deserved

Fellas, is it gay that you want to murder a man and in all 3 existed versions of said killing, your situation-ship helped you kill that man.

The death of Palamedes is quite interesting to me…It’s quite suspicious that Dio literally agreed to do it no question asked in all versions of the myths, that’s not very heterosexual of you King of Argos….you sure wanted to impress that infamous Ithacan.

Silly goober <3

Pulled from my other post :3

I wrote a fic :)

Summary:

He heard the footsteps before he saw their owner, quick and determined. When the slight night breeze blew one tent flap open, Odysseus caught sight of Patroclus emerging from between the rows of tents, his face set with purpose. Something heavy settled in Odysseus's chest at the sight. He had known—or would know—this was coming. He had known Patroclus would come back. He waited as the young man lingers outside his tent. He could hear him pacing, the scuff of his sandals in the coarse sand easy to follow. Odysseus was patient, there was plenty of wax left of his candle. "Odysseus," Patroclus called out finally, slightly breathless, lifting a flap of the tent, the lantern casting the young man's features in a soft warm glow as he appeared from the darkness. "I need your counsel."

AKA EPIC!Ody finds himself back to the fateful day Pat wears the armor. Odysseus is different.

(There's two parts, the second part is linked as a series)

This audio reminds me of Poseidon and Polyphemus😭😭

Silly question ,do you think Penelope can pick ody up? I mean, she is spartan and after the travel at least he was light as a feather.

answer to both: absolutely.

I've yet to see anyone else mention this but I've been thinking about it nonstop so-

In Would You Fall In Love With Me Again,

Ody says "I know that you've been waiting for love"

And in Penelope's verse she says "Know that I've been waiting for you"

SO she's like "no, I wasn't waiting for love. I was waiting for you." AND OUGH.

Bet girly pop was so offended, like bro, you think I've been waiting just to be loved? Just to have love? Yes, I love you. And I know you love me. But I was waiting for you. You specifically.

I'm not good enough at words to express what I feel about this but it's a lot and I think about it a lot.

Hi I drew your Odydio I hope you dont mind 🫶

I SCREAMED SO LOUD I WOKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WHAT OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is how Tele was actually born trust me I was Homer’s editor (yes that is Polites and Eurylochus watching them in the first panel 😔)

my contribution to the epic fandom, based on this song

Athena's thoughts rn.