Penelope X Ctimene (I Actually Did A Full Color Drawing!)

odysseus of ithaca this is not your tent

(odydio for healing the soul !!)

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ody's a retired marine captain who goes on to be a firefighter <3

Menelaus: Helen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Helen: You are my award, love.

(meanwhile)

Odysseus: Pen, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Penelope (with equal affection): Hell yeah I do, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

they’re consuming my brain please send help i cant live like this anymore!!!!!!

Eurylochus: umm, captain?

Odysseus: yes?

Eurylochus: since we’re not going to be killed by Poseidon, I feel like you should know this, I opened the wind bag.

Odysseus: ok.

Eurylochus: that’s it?

Odysseus: yeah. I mean if you opening up the wind bag had bigger consequences I would be PISSED! But nothing happened. So yeah just don’t do something like that again. Deal?

Eurylochus: oh, uh yeah deal. I was expecting you to be angrier, but I guess since nothing happened we have nothing to worry about! Awesome! Can’t wait to go home and see my wife.

Odysseus: as I can’t wait to see mine.

*Meanwhile at Ithaca.*

Telemachus: so, my dad blinded your son, and then made a dad joke to you?

Poseidon: a few things left out, but yeah you get the gist.

Telemachus: what does that have to do with me? I’m like 5.

Poseidon: just a heads up, when your dad comes back, I’ll give you and him like pffft, how does 5 minutes sound?

Telemachus: why kill him at all? Just leave him be?

Poseidon: BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING REPUTATION TO KEEP UP! Dumb fuck.

Telemachus: will anyone even care by then?

Poseidon: ugh yes! Zeus will! Like he’s such an 💅asshole💅!

from an animation meme I posted that sprung this idea 😭😭😭

Why choose when you can have it all

Hey Zeus and Poseidon I think if I could choose out of you too or your brother hades it would be a better choice for Odysseus would be hades

Hehehe