In The Disjointed Modern Au In My Mind I Gave Odysseus A Ranch And He Drives A Truck/tractor But Also

Triton: Zeus, what the actual fuck? *gestures at Athena* Triton: I have not spent 200 years telling this little bird to be herself and not to let anyone take away her spark, just for you to come in and teach her the opposite? Fuck, I told her not to be mad at you because I believed she'd feel better that way, but let me tell you, I am majorly pissed off! Zeus: Triton: *incomprehensible angry Dad noises* Zeus: Didn't you ask me to take her? Triton: A) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING KILLED MY CHILD AND I WAS LOSING MY MIND A BIT and B) I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BADLY YOU WOULD TREAT HER!! Ody and fam in the background: *holding up "Go Triton" and "Bitchslap please" signs* The rest of Olympus: *eating popcorn* Athena: Pallas' ghost: FUCK HIM UP, DAD!

Gosh I love this idiot sm

Thinking about this goofy guy

‼️ Tweet fake: "Está justo detrás de mí, ¿no?"

¡Todo está editado! ¿¿Jay no se ha tomado una foto con la estatua de Odiseo cuándo viajaron a Ítaca, cierto?? 😭😭 Solo vi que el resto del elenco si lo hizo y no he dejado de pensar en hacer esto.

Oh,,,,👀

noah.... noah when i get u..... NOAH WHEN I GET U-

[Penelope has finally returned home after 20 years. Around her, the bodies of Odysseus' suitors and their guards are lying lifelessly, hunted like the animals they are.

Penelope grows ever anxious at her husband's silent stare. Odysseus, in a state of shock, slowly moves closer to Penelope.]

Penelope, aware of her state, looks down nervously: Oh stop being so stoic, Odysseus. Go on... shout! Scream! Say something!

[She shuts her eyes, ready for her husband to call her the monster she knows she is. But he doesn't.

Odysseus gently cups her cheeks, lifting her head to meet his gaze. Penelope opens her eyes in surprise]

Odysseus, with eyes full of love and welling up with tears: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.

This is literally my favorite scene in the odyssey

Irus comic part1

You know i had to

Lo mandó a descansar a las buenas, pero ahora acudirá a la guitarra.

he's just a (warlord) <3