One Of My Favorite Fannon Things In The Batfam Fandom Is Bruce's Children Steal Bruces Bed.

Huh,, so good people aren't just a myth after all??

A few days ago I discovered this poor little guy laying on the train tracks at my local station, I took it upon myself to rescue him, clean him, and reunite him with his owner.

u/YuyaBestBoy

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

I had the same exact question. Up until I checked the re-blogs.

Where the fuck do you guys live?

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

So Im a paranoid bitch and I don't like it when sites wanna get me to allow them to stalk me. Like no, you may not know my preferences regarding advertisements. Fuck you.

This means they start advertising rando ass stuff and it's so refreshing and down right goofy to get ads of inflatable pools right after the newest Nissan and goats for sale.

Married life goals

Watching a French movie is a whole another experience.

Out of all the stobotnik fanart I've been binging for weeks now, I think I adore this one the most.

Wives.

It's sort of an 'all across europe' thing. Or at least I think it is. I might be wrong since I'm from one of the 'more bitter countries'. Our hate language is vicious mockery (and so is our love language to be honest(that is when we speak at all)).

On one hand I understand it, I really do, It's not reasonable but it is an aftermath of the world wars. And if I want to go further it is really an aftermath of the way the whole country was born at all (rebellious child anthology).

However, and this is what I think matters more, while it is understandable it is unacceptable. While politics and art are never going to be inseparable, this amount of backlash is toxic.

Besides, on the other hand, the US is a relatively young country with such a young society and so much potential and it truly feels like hating on a new generation.

This is such a dumb petty thing to care about but it drives me up a wall how French people (and maybe other Europeans, but I'm only speaking for the French) are soooo snooty about Americans and American culture. They love to mock us about literature, food, art, etc

But they love all of it!! My local cinemas are playing Lynch films every single night right now in an homage. I went to Lost Highway last night and it wasn't packed but for a Thursday night last minute showing of a 30 year old film the theater was pretty full. Lynch was from Montana!!!

Like I get that it doesn't matter but it does drive me nuts because I think Americans internalize this to a degree (I know I did) and don't appreciate the incredible art produced by our own fellow Americans and that's a real shame

while there are a lot of close relationships within the batfam, one of my absolute favorites is Dick and Jason. I feel like they’re one of those duos that LOOK wildly incompatible but the moment push comes to shove, they’re actually super competent and work together in all the best ways

the best part of it is how they utilize that, though. I think one of their absolute favorite things to do is, because they were the “OG” batkids, talk about things that happened before anyone else was there. are these things real? Who knows.

Cass: *looks mournfully at the bandages covering her feet* I won’t be able to attend my ballet recital after the injuries I got from patrol Jason: *sipping coffee* never stopped Dickie. I think he showed up to a gymnastics meet in a neck brace, once. It took a good ten minutes of begging before they let him compete. Bruce still doesn’t know about that. Cass: can I— Jason: no.

Damian: have you ever fought with father, Grayson? Dick: *chokes on his cereal* wh—w— *pounds his own chest and coughs* yeah?? Of course?? *looks desperately to Jason for help, not wanting to explain to Damian that he and Bruce had spent more time yelling at each other than being nice in his teen years* Jason: *sagely* yeah, there was that time ya brought home a Dalmatian th’ size of a freakin’ truck. Where did ya get that again? Abandoned on a case? Owner killed? Something like that. We had t’ give him t’ the shelter. Damian: you had a DALMATION and NEGLECTED TO INFORM ME???? Dick: *glared at Jason*

there’s no holes in their stories, to the other kids. One says something, the other immediately corroborates it. There’s no hesitation, no sign either is lying. Even Tim can’t figure it out, because Bruce was shit at keeping logs of stuff in that period of time and Dick and Jason are just that good at lying??

or maybe they’re just telling the truth???

no one can tell

Tim: *examining a corner of the batcave* what is this??? Someone—hahaha someone etched their initials into the wall!! Jason: *without missing a beat* that was the joker . . . We caught him, didn’t have a proper cell at the time so he got out there . . . He spent the weekend starving while we ate cereal in front of him . . . Good times Tim: Tim: *looks to Dicks and finds him nodding* dick: that cereal was really good. Too bad Joker escaped, we were only allowed to get that really sugary brand because of the circumstances . . . Tim: what the fuck Tim: hey B, you do know that Selina is totally in love with you, right? Bruce: *keeping stoically silent* Dick: oh, he knows. And he’s in love with her right back Jason: *gaining a shit-eating grin* yeah, he once bought her a whole Batmobile and rebranded it to be a “Catmobile” but she laughed so hard at it that it’s been sitting in storage for years ever since Tim: Bruce: dick: *nodding* true story

Stumbled into a pfp that took me so off guard I had to see whom it belonged to,

Came across beautiful art on the way, it's the kind of pretty you can't not share

one of the more common questions i get is how and why i use the colors i use so! here’s three pieces from this year broken down into palette, thematic/symbolic coloring, and lighting <3