“I Can Fix Them” I Say As I Make Toxic Soggy Men From Queerbaiting Tv Show Smooch.

what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

People who leave tags on posts they reblog, or comments, are honestly the best kind of people. Human connection, it's such a good thing.

By the time Damian enters the scene nobody is even surprised.

“Oh, so you slept with Talia al Ghul? Typical.”

Bruce Wayne is definitely that type of person to randomly drop the most insane lore about himself to his kids and acts like it's just a silly story in his life

"I once dated my ex's ex and they tried to kill me after-"

"You what and with who and they what"

There are two types of reserved people.

The ones who drunk-text

And the ones who drunk-(Tumblr)post

I Miss my leg-hair

Reading a fanfic featuring untagged Mothman was not on my 2025 bingo list

Being hyper active and yet giving chill vibes is the ultimate win of my life

Sometimes I feel like my feed is going off the tracks and I just go for a post hunt where I actively search for re-blogs material.

For i am a shepherd and I decided to cover my thoughts in the finest of wool.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

Just tried instant coffee

Smelled like burnt beans and sadness

Tased like regret