The Hell Is Skibidi Toilet?? No, You 12 Years Old Should Be Yearning For The Mines.

lovely little domestic prompts

feel free to use! :)

running their love interest a bath after a long work day

covering the sharp part of the table when they pass so they don’t hit their hip

“your mom is coming over today.” “tell her to bring fried rice or she’s not invited.” “you tell her, she’s your mom.” “but she likes you more!”

deciding together how they want their house to look

painting their child’s room together

“i meant it when i said i wanted to start a family with you.”

baby-proofing everything not because they have a child or are planning for one but because one character is clumsy as hell and the other is a worried mess alllll the time because of it

“wake up and come get breakfast, love.” “…. now…….. when i said yes to this whole marriage thing i thought we were on the same page and you understood when i said i don’t wake up before 6pm.” “i made hashbrowns.” “i’ll be right there.”

one character covering the other with a blanket when they fall asleep watching a movie on the couch

making tea or coffee for their love interest before bed (and just the fact that they know exactly how they like their tea and coffee swooon)

cooking anything together honestly, not even needing to ask where the items are because they’re so in tune and used to each other

“where’s the new coffee mix?” “i’ll tell you if you tell me where you put the keys?” “i TOLD you i don’t know where—”

long movie nights where one is in charge of the blanket and pillow fort and one is in charge of the snacks

them going on a short trip and one character nagging the other about bringing their allergy meds

nagging in general, frankly

“it’s your turn to do the dishes.” “let’s get a divorce.” “we aren’t married yet, my love.” “well we sure as hell aren’t getting married now.”

“i am one hundred percent content to stay with you on this couch until the end of time.” “that sounds pretty damn lovely to me.”

How does the username escape me Everytime?

My dog was attacking my pant legs like he sometimes does, when suddenly he started multiplying infinitely in all directions. It also was the first and currently the only time I slept with my eyes open.

If someone showed me this and said this was him, I would fully believe. I know nothing or undertale, deltarune, or others.

Never played Deltarune so here's Spamton G. Spamton for you :/

(Hopefully got him right...)

What do I and the corn from thanksgiving dinner have in common??

Being on the back burner of ppl minds. 😁😁😁😁😁

Faith the unholy Trinity

Dude every fun thing in my town is either not there or is not as cool as I probably was in the 90s. I don't want to rot in bed all day with the only other option being staying in my house to have fun. I wish I could skate, but the roads haven't been repaved in ages (or ever), and we don't have a rink or a nice skate park.

"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.

SplatoonNA:

A conspicuous fax from Grizzco has just arrived!

It reads: "The Next Big Run is expected from 5pm PT on 3/7 to 6pm PT on 3/9 at Inkblot Art Academy. There's a possibility of King Salmoids coming ashore, so please take caution. We appreciate your assistance."

SplatoonJP:

クマサン商会から、ビッグランのお知らせだ！

「次回のビッグランは、3月8日(土)午前9時～3月10日(月)午前9時、海女美術大学にて発生する見込みです。

オカシラ連合上陸の可能性もあるため、くれぐれもご注意ください。

シャケからみなさまのくらしを守るため、ご協力をお願いいたします。」

And I would. On a different note I'm not allowed in the wilderness anymore

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.