My Parents Don’t Even Expect Anything From Me, And I’m Still A Let Down.

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

Robul, when they first met

Romania:*smirks*

Bulgaria: what?

Romania:*scoots closer* betcha never met a male belly dancer!

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?”

— APH America to Japan, probably.

This is what you find when you actually clean the basement, an A&W tray that your mom stole in her early 20's.

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

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For encouragement when you just can’t.

Okay, y'all better sit down because I've got a story to tell you. So, me and my friend are at the mall and find this Otaku store, and being the otaku's we are, went in. I found this fan and obviously had to have it. When I got home, I hid it behind my back, walked up to my parents, and said, "I got a Chinese fan!" And whipped it from behind my back, opening it up to show off this beauty called aph China. I don't think I've ever seen my parents more disappointed in me than that.